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Besides it smelling and feeling bad

...a great reason to NOT wear makeup -- I just got carded buying something you have to be 18 to buy.

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO.

Yesssssssss. ;-) :D

And by a woman, no less. That makes it even better. She looked shocked when I told her how old I was, then asked to see my I.D. Wahahah. Aw yeah.

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lefthand_path
Nov. 25th, 2007 09:46 pm (UTC)
I just got carded buying something you have to be 18 to buy...

i guess i could see how porn could make you smell bad...
none_too_subtle
Nov. 25th, 2007 09:55 pm (UTC)
i actually thought of you when i was carded; we have the same lack of facial features so of cOURSE we get carded! lol. all she could see were freckles... :>

porn? wts. how did makeup become pr0n all the sudden?
lefthand_path
Nov. 25th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC)
you said you got carded buying something you had to be 18 to buy, and said this same thing made you smell bad as well...
none_too_subtle
Nov. 25th, 2007 11:16 pm (UTC)
No, no...that was my subject line (makeup smells bad). I wasn't referring to the purchase.
lefthand_path
Nov. 25th, 2007 11:23 pm (UTC)
'twas a fuse blown twixt us methinks.

i'm confused. but what else is new.

when i told my uncle i quit smoking the other day he said "well then i'll smoke an extra ten for you," you see, i wanted to write "for ye" but my uncle isn't a pirate.

i need to read something written in modern english soon.
none_too_subtle
Nov. 25th, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC)
Yash. That, or you were thinking dirty smoking thoughts :) lol.

Er...I'm thinking you need a good hit of Tom Robbins. Before long, you'll be talkin' lake eh pirate, matey!
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