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I still have to go to the Satan store Hot Topic. Argh!


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Dec. 21st, 2007 09:43 pm (UTC)
I thought Goth in a Box should have been shut down by now. Oh well. At least I don't have to see it up here *G*

Take a Bible and try to convert everybody out while you are there ! If you have to go, at least make it fun.
Dec. 21st, 2007 11:08 pm (UTC)
Re: Wow
It's a great source for Gir stuff :D

I was right -- they ARE Satan's legion, because when I showed them my military I.D., I got a 15% discount!!!

For that matter, I got another 15% off at Victoria's Secret for the SAME THING. WTHHHHHHHH? From now on, I'm using that sucker or at least asking if they give military discounts!

They have some cute nostalgic shirts :> But the faux leather crap they have for S&Mers those who are woefully confused isn't worth spit.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 01:41 am (UTC)
Re: Wow
uh, yeah, whilst i was typing in my name to log on, i typed "leather_path", ummm... a wee slip?

yeah, that pleather s & m stuff really shreds after the first couple of whip blows. LOL

i can see you now, waving the military ID EVERYwhere now. what the hell? you served our country, you should reap some benefits
Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:30 am (UTC)
Re: Wow
woefully confused LOLOLOLOLOLOL, I'm gonna use that, soon!
Dec. 22nd, 2007 12:51 pm (UTC)
Re: Wow
See, that's the purpose of my journal: Teachin' my friends how to use clever word combos daily :D lol :)
Dec. 21st, 2007 10:16 pm (UTC)
hot topic. well, while you're there, you can pick yourself up something gothy since i know you're all into that shite
Dec. 21st, 2007 11:09 pm (UTC)
Ehhhhhhh! I go for the Gir. The spawnlette lurves some Gir stuff, and sure enough I scored a little shirt for her that they just got in. I'm right, you know -- they gave me a 15% military discount! If that ain't the Satan store, I don't know what is. lol

PSSSSS...why aren't you online?! Gah!

Edited at 2007-12-21 11:24 pm (UTC)
Dec. 22nd, 2007 01:32 am (UTC)
i just woke up from a nap, yes, they've moved from 12 to 2 in the afternoon to like 5 to 7 lately... hopefully you didn't loose too much sanity having to brave traffic AND hot slopic.

ps you looking like a chipmunk??? sorry to hear about your mouth... damn. is your voice all high and are you compelled to sing about hula hoops?
Dec. 22nd, 2007 03:58 am (UTC)
No; but my brushy tail is getting in the way.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)
man, a tail would be kinda convenient, don't you think, like a third arm growing out of my forehead. if i had a tail, i'd always be carrying a dagger in it, so i wouldn't have to worry about people sneaking up on me. because you know, i'd be holding a knife behind me. maybe a chainsaw would be better
Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:31 am (UTC)
a few sharpened axes mebe?
Dec. 22nd, 2007 12:52 pm (UTC)
Ax??? Hardcore, girl.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:05 pm (UTC)
don't give me any ideas. maybe i should go down to mehico and see if i can find any less than reputable doctors to perform a tail-graft.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:08 pm (UTC)
INTERVENTION!!!!!! Don't touch that tail!!! >: o
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)
LOL if i don't start eating right again, no one will be able to, b/c it'll collapse in on itself leaving nothing save a black hole...
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
LOL. You mean like MINE?
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:29 pm (UTC)
now, see, this is where i compliment your hinder. and get some folks in LJville abuzzin'

you know you have a nice ass, you even posted a picture of it that i fondly remember a while back (the entry where anonymous asked me if i was a bottle blonde bulimic?)
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:31 pm (UTC)
Hmmmmmmm...which pic of it did I post? LOL. I'm sure I did (I have so many...hahahaha). You can't compliment my hinder, because it's atrophying from lack of usage. :> Or something.

And lol re: bottle blonde bulimic. See how STUPID THEY ARE? It defies a persona's imagination.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:36 pm (UTC)
something tells me this conversation should be continued outside of LJ land... >:)

you were wearing blue jeans, and held the camera up to a mirror to snap a pic.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC)
Well, I'M here and you're notttttttt ;p

That wasn't too long ago... >: )
Dec. 22nd, 2007 12:48 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaaha. For those who are ALWAYS talking behind your back, would be a great way to shut 'em up. I'd probably carry a baseball bat in my back-arm. lol :)
Dec. 21st, 2007 11:19 pm (UTC)
PLUS...I'm soOOOO not goth. I'd just love someone to TRY and define "goth". Nobody knows what the hellia it is, only that they WANNA BELONG TO SOMETHINGZ SPECIAL OMGZZZZZZZZZZZ. Whatev.

I just like wearing black. I'm more like Johnny Cash than I am the goth freaks. Whoever THEY are. lol
Dec. 22nd, 2007 01:39 am (UTC)
ADMIT IT!!! you are SOOOOO GOTH!!!! (does peter murphy voice) bel-la lu-gosit's dead...

i read an amusing article on Goth on Wiki... and found a website about "the goth workout", because, "gyms are not goth", actually a fairly tongue-in-cheek site.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:00 am (UTC)
Peter Murphy rocks. lol

LOL at the goth workout. I thought that involved lots of razor blades, prescription medication, crying, and random friend-dialing.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
and standing in front of a mirror, reciting lyrics generated on that goth-lyric generator. LOL. but i fun the goths. as i fun everyone. but especially goths.

remember--- txt me when you feel up to talkin. don't make me come down there and holler at your window like the wolfman
Dec. 22nd, 2007 12:46 pm (UTC)
What is is with my window????? That happened this week (someone was talking to me through it...?!? LOL).

Damn...I'm WAY too predictable.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:35 am (UTC)
Don't forget the rubber bats and Cider n Black!
Dec. 22nd, 2007 12:53 pm (UTC)
ROFLMAO. Or the fish-net hose-turned-into gloves. WTS?

Er...wait. The spawnlette has a habit of cutting up tights, and wearing them around her neck/arms. ACKKKKKKKKKKKKK SHE'S GOTH!!! She's in goth denial because when I call her that, she gets soooo mad. Hahahaha. :)
Dec. 22nd, 2007 03:32 pm (UTC)
All twue goffs are in de nile xxx
Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC)
That's EXACTLY what I told her. She got MORE angry. LOLOL :) I mean, NOBODY can accurately even explain "goth"...but the music, the black eye-liner, the bizarre writing on your skin and clothes...all of that is goth/punk. lol
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:03 pm (UTC)
or, if you must use real bats, make sure your rabis shots are up to date. although is frothing at the mouth goff?
Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:25 am (UTC)
I'm so jealous!!!

Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:29 am (UTC)
Shit, does that mean I'm a goth?

I've been accused thrice of that lately, but today I bought blue flared jeans, that'll show them there gofficks :p
Dec. 22nd, 2007 12:49 pm (UTC)
Hahaha. Flared jeans! I think those are back on their way out (or I hope...I look goofy in them).

Are there any Satan stores, er, Hot Topics over there? You guys have it SO MUCH BETTER than we do when it comes to shopping. I'm MO jealous. ;p
Dec. 22nd, 2007 03:34 pm (UTC)
No Hot topisc or anything similar, we have no 'alternative' clothing chains at all. And being a fat bird it's hard on the choice front, there must be more plumpers in the US as you seem to have a better size variety.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:16 pm (UTC)
If you surf online, and find something stateside that you want, PLEASE let me know and I'll get it for you! I'd be happy to. :)
Dec. 22nd, 2007 05:01 am (UTC)
They recently closed down G-in-a-B here at the mall, next to the AMC theater. :-( I actually like some of the t-shirts they sell. My friend picked up a cool Harry Potter zip-up sweatshirt during their closing sales. (Go Gryffindor!) My gay friend in SLC has a black T-shirt from Hot Topic that says "Sorry, I don't do girls." I keep threatening to steal it from him b/c I can't find it anywhere. LOL.

Incidentally, there are small aliens in the *HALO 2* videogame that mimick Gir. :-) Don't know what they look like, just recognize the sounds.

ETA: I used to buy my tongue studs and retainers @ G/B, too. Great stuff. Just realized how much I miss it.

Edited at 2007-12-22 05:03 am (UTC)
Dec. 22nd, 2007 12:56 pm (UTC)
See? That's what's so WEIRD about the Satan store. On one hand, they sell these bloody, scary band shirts. On the aisle next to it, hello kitty crap. Very dichotimous.

And we don't want to talk about the small, seemingly innocuous black hair dyes. Let's not forget last year, when I was Aeon Flux, and it took MONTHS to get that crap out. LOL. I think I /still/ have one strand of hair that has been forever affected. Heh.

I like some of their shirts, too (and am a secret fan of Gir). The BEST ONE (which I wanted to get for myself) had a big Grim on it. I WANTED THAT SHIRT. *sobs*
Dec. 22nd, 2007 03:43 pm (UTC)
c'mon, goth and go isn't that bad.
they have Zim stuff. I want a postulio doll. i already have the zim slippers.

oh, and there are always emo hotties there that look like they needz a good somethn' somethn'
or soemthing.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 04:17 pm (UTC)

I like the Zim stuff.

I loled for real when I read the emo hotties needing a lil sumpin' sumpin' line...lol. The guys are hot, too, with their long hair and pierced noses :D Woooooooooo.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 08:18 pm (UTC)
and I bet they even cry, just a little, when they get off.

I was referring to the 'woe is me' honies who don't bother with all the face jewlery but would have ben romantigothies just a few years ago. though if i see any more cheerleaders who look like they raieded my mom's closet for her 'party clothes' from just before i was born i think i'm going to wind up ranting like lou black.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 08:21 pm (UTC)
They are selling those REAL REAL mini skirts now, if you didn't notice :)

So now, she's gonna be the proud owner of them. I couldn't bear the thought of YOU having them, and her not. lolol :) HOW do you get them to fit on your man-feet? These slippers were junior sizes (she had to get an 11-12). Hmmm. She also got the just-released baseball t. :> Not from me, but from Z. She'll love both, I'm sure.

And have you seen their collection of girls' "tights"? Thigh-high, fish-net, bows up top, CRAZYwear is what it is. My mother would've slapped me into another zip code if I dressed like that.
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Dec. 24th, 2007 04:44 am (UTC)
It's so freaky. On one side, you see hello kitty crap, purses, little pink flowers...and on the other Satan's legion, pentagrams, etc. lolol. For serious, they need to make up they minds. Heh. I kill me.
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Dec. 27th, 2007 03:34 am (UTC)
This cluster has been screwing up for a couple of weeks now.

Hello Kitty and poodles have their own section in Hell. lol :)
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Dec. 28th, 2007 11:08 am (UTC)
I know! I believe they stand at the gates of hell to welcome those unfortunate to be there. lol :)
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Jan. 4th, 2008 04:28 am (UTC)
ROFL!!! I don't know that HELL would accept such a thng! Hahahah :D
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