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Waiter...there's a baby on my face

GAWDDDDDD IT HURTS.

I finally got a full script of antibiotics for the baby growing off the side of my John Merrick-like face. Unbelievable. If I put a book in front of half my face, I honestly don't look like the same person. Now, my eyes are hurting. I hope it's just the meds kicking in and affecting/attacking the infection. Pain like this is...it shouldn't occur EVER.

Was going to meet D at Rugged Wearhouse, but she was going early afternoon, and I'm STILL in too much pain to do anything. When I walk, I can feel each, painful step in my FACE. It's like a separate entity. There is NOTHING right about all that.

The swelling has only gone down a bit, because I've kept peas on them since this morning. Now, my throat is hurting :( I wish I had something more for the pain.

So that's that. I think today's going to be totally shot for me, and I'll have to finish whatevering tomorrow. I hope. I pray. Maybe? Mkay, well, I'm trying to be optimistic about it.

I'm about to NAME THAT SIDE OF MY FACE FOR SERIOUS.

Comments

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lefthand_path
Dec. 22nd, 2007 08:53 pm (UTC)
might i suggest "johnerica" for the name? damn.
none_too_subtle
Dec. 22nd, 2007 08:59 pm (UTC)
Hahahah. Okay. THAT THING is now officially named "Johnaerica". May it not live nor prosper any further on mia faccia. lol :>
lefthand_path
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:13 pm (UTC)
allow me to draft a constitution for johnerica.

and i'll need to compose the national anthem.
none_too_subtle
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:19 pm (UTC)
Don't ENCOURAGE Johnaerica!! Kill eeeeet. Or give incessant head rubs to at least divert my attention from that sucker.
lefthand_path
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
aha! see, if only i lived down there...
none_too_subtle
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:26 pm (UTC)
What would you do to it?! You named it which means YOU LOVE IT!!!!!!
lefthand_path
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:30 pm (UTC)
true, i would encourage johnerica to open its borders to all inhabitants, which means you might get a few folks hanging around your apartment.
none_too_subtle
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:32 pm (UTC)
No, no...not my condo...my JAW. I can see people hanging on to my face and me, crumpling into a heap on the floor after the first troll. lol
lefthand_path
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:37 pm (UTC)
LOL i can see that now. people vying for room on johnerica. hope nobody tries to plant a flag, b/c that could have disasterous consequences...
none_too_subtle
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:39 pm (UTC)
OUCHHHHHHHH!!! There will be NO SQUATTERS ALLOWED on Johnaerica. Are you clazy, mayn?!
none_too_subtle
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:27 pm (UTC)
Who took this pic? Huh huh huh?
lefthand_path
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC)
which pic? the one of me laying in bed?
none_too_subtle
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:40 pm (UTC)
Yup. DO TELL.
cazul_blue
Dec. 22nd, 2007 11:22 pm (UTC)
I found a very cute sweater jacket for Jen - 13 bucks. I already gave it to her. I also picked up a t-shirt for Ed - 3 bucks.

My back was hurting too much to browse more than about 30 minutes, but I am going back (with Jen in tow) to look at the jeans :)
none_too_subtle
Dec. 22nd, 2007 11:25 pm (UTC)
When are you guys going back? I wanna come then! Did you see my jaw? OMGGGGGGGGGG.
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Here is Belladonna, the Lady of the Rocks,
The lady of situations.
Here is the man with three staves, and here the Wheel,
And here is the one-eyed merchant, and this card
Which is blank, is something that he carries on his back,
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