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A George Carlinism for the road (AND OMG IT'S SO TRUE AND FUNNY):
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.


That kinda goes for ANYTHING you put right above your ass crack.

*snorts*

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lefthand_path
Jun. 23rd, 2008 06:48 pm (UTC)
um, in that formula for happiness you posted earlier, do you have to divide it by the reciprocal? and i can't figure out how to carry the x's.

yeah, the "tattoo above ass crack" thing is pretty played out. i wonder when people are gonna start getting their organs tattooed...
none_too_subtle
Jun. 23rd, 2008 07:11 pm (UTC)
You know me and math... :)

As far as the lower/ass tattoos...doh! Anyone who needs attention that bad SHOULD have a neon sign around their asses, while they're at it. With a dollar figure, too.

bwaaaaaaaahahahah. Gawd. This could go on for days...
lefthand_path
Jun. 23rd, 2008 10:07 pm (UTC)
conforming by non-conformity
against my will, i'm learning al-geb-ber-rah this semester. have i mentioned going to school every day of the week is for teenagers?

i'm totally for folks getting tattooed... it's just not for me, and there reaches a point where it's like "haven't enough people got tattoos?" do something different. start putting plates in your lip, or bones through your nose, or a chicken sticking out of your ass or something different.
phaseolus
Jun. 23rd, 2008 11:16 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
That's exactly what I've felt about tattoos for a long time. I'm thinkin' in a couple decades people are going to think of tattoos as those blurry splotches that old people have.

And congratulations on the algebra thing -- it's damned useful stuff.
lefthand_path
Jun. 24th, 2008 12:03 am (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
kicking and screaming with the algebra, and i guess i can see the practical application, but i've been an anti-mathite for almost too long... can an old dog learn new tricks?

what KILLS me is there is a new trend among guys and gals to get their earhole piercings stretched out. so, like, they can stick dinner plates in there, i guess. i want to show them pictures of what old folks' earlobes look like... i mean, that shit don't stop growing EVER, like most old folks' earlobes stretch down to their knees, why would you want to aggravate the situation? oh, wait, that's right, die young and leave a beautiful, albeit riddled-with-metal-and-stained-with-ink corpse.
none_too_subtle
Jun. 23rd, 2008 11:19 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
I can't tell you how many people I know (starting in their early 30's) who've had laser surgery to get rid of all those old things. Hellz, paint it on you, but don't make it perm. WTH.
lefthand_path
Jun. 24th, 2008 12:06 am (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
and it's like at least a thousand to get them removed, or at least it used to be.

or you could do like a biker dude i know, and remove your tattoo via cigar. yeesh.

oh but terri, it's all about individuality. thing is, at the rate things are going, you and i and a handful of people might actually be subjected to scorn and ridicule because we don't have tattoos. guess we better break down. i know! let's get matching tats!
none_too_subtle
Jun. 24th, 2008 12:52 am (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
Okay. Let's get some tats in Japanese that say Chinee Cheekan. :D :>
lefthand_path
Jun. 24th, 2008 01:04 am (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
are just "joe"
none_too_subtle
Jun. 30th, 2008 11:02 am (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
Joe would probably LOOK better than "chinese chicken". lol :>
lefthand_path
Jun. 30th, 2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
better yet, let's get each other's names tattooed on our backs! wow! let's get all crazy up in here
none_too_subtle
Jun. 30th, 2008 06:21 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
I'm already all crazy up in here :>
nsingman
Jun. 24th, 2008 06:32 pm (UTC)
The dollar figure would eliminate much ambiguity and embarrassment.

Um, so I've heard.
:-)
none_too_subtle
Jun. 30th, 2008 06:22 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha. There's that :D
summercamp
Jun. 23rd, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
The SO has a friend with a NY (as in Yankees) tramp stamp - it's the biggest billboard for them west of the Mississippi!
none_too_subtle
Jun. 23rd, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
TRAMP STAMP!!! Waaaaaaaahahhahaha! No more comments to this one : X
wift
Jun. 24th, 2008 06:44 pm (UTC)
Damn, summercamp stole my comment. Minus the NY portion of course. Rent Wedding Crashers. Which is where I first heard of that term and have adopted ever since.
none_too_subtle
Jun. 26th, 2008 03:55 am (UTC)
It's hilarious. I've never heard it, but :)
sixgun45lc
Jun. 23rd, 2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
I see you were holding out on me about the icon thing last week... ;D
none_too_subtle
Jun. 23rd, 2008 11:18 pm (UTC)
What do ya mean?? I've had this one since the beginning of my El Jay :>
sixgun45lc
Jun. 24th, 2008 05:23 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Kidding.
none_too_subtle
Jun. 24th, 2008 08:54 pm (UTC)
Ohhhhhhh sure. :>
joeymichaels
Jun. 24th, 2008 01:11 am (UTC)
I'm sorry, I confess, I couldn't get through the entry because I was staring at your icon.
none_too_subtle
Jun. 24th, 2008 01:12 am (UTC)
Eeeks! :)
montesqusmith
Jun. 25th, 2008 10:39 am (UTC)
Morning Nts,

I like this rule - made me chuckle :)
none_too_subtle
Jun. 26th, 2008 03:59 am (UTC)
Hello :)

I liked this because it's SOOOOOOO true. People do some pretty stupid things sometimes :>
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