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the lamp is a T [spawn update]

Since i officially update moms journal more than her...WHASSUP?
We are down at the beach. And its like the crack of dawn right now. so we are just chillin in the room for now. then we will probably go to the beach later...or something.
so would you like to hear about the trip so far?
i knew it.

so the ride here was a nightmare. i dont even know how we got to where we were supposed to be. if it hadnt of been for the road signs that a 150 year old blind person could see, there is no way we woulda made it. but that okay. because we're here now.

then we got to this hotel. oh lord. the hotel. instead of pool, and continental breakfast being on their little hotel summary...they should have had chuck e cheese and tiring changing next door. their pool was made so if a suicidal 2 year old wanted to drown itself, it couldnt. and it was indoor. im not really sure about their continental breakfast. we didnt get that far. mom got us out of there...with her "way of words"...and persuasive personality.

so we went down the road to A GREAT HOTEL!!! where they have an outdoor pool...and good coffee. and they also have a Dennys next door.
I went there for breakfast, and made like a whole new family. My other life is now at Dennys. They were like the most friendly breakfast servers ive ever met. Ever. its crazy.

anyways. so this hotel is nice.

so we went shopping yesterday. didnt really buy much... but we got some stuff. its nice.
besides that. we went to this beach. and we were just chillin on our floats and all. then out of nowhere i see this rock under me. so im all...OOH a rock!! and i reach down to pick it up. i bring it up out of the water...and its a sea sponge. not only that...it squirts at you. it was shooting juices at me. it was the most horrific cute thing ive ever seen. kinda like batman.

the toilet paper at our hotel sucks.

on our way back from the beach...i got us lost. not really sure how. but i managed to make it happen. so we stopped at this place to get directions. and the chick that helped us went all lesbo on our asses. she had a thing for mom. kinda cute i guess you could say. and she was very repetitive with what she had to say. but its all good. we got directions. and when we were leaving i managed to grab some crackers and butter. mmm.

so we got back. this is good news. for a moment. then we decided to go out to the pool. and thats when ALL the fun happened. i saw the most interesting characters out at the pool, that ive ever seen. ever. There was an old man. Not an ordinary old man. oh no. he was wearing this toucan rain forest speedo. he had to be like 60 something. and he was with some chick...that was like 20 something. it was............................cute?!?! no. really grody. ugh.

and then there was this guy who mom thought was a girl. she was all...is that girl topless? and i was like...that is a boy. his boobs just happen to be bigger than ours.

and then there was this family. like a mom, dad, aunt, and son. and the son like splashed three drops of water on his mom. and she must have chased him around the pool trying to get him equally wet for like...20 minutes. what a waste of life. haha.

then we went out to eat. OHMUHGUH. it was SO much food. with our lady like, teenage boy waiter. and at the table next to us, we had these two guys discussing their murder plans. they were plotting to kill. not only were their voices annoying...but they were plotting to kill. i mean, at least keep your annoying voice down If youre gunna talk about your plans to kill. you know? yes you do. anyways. after we ate our dinner that would have filled up a hippo...we got dessert. this hot brownie thing. and oh my lanta. NOT ONLY was it like the prettiest brownie with icecream on top ive ever seen, it was the best thing i have ever eaten in my life. you dont understand. i ate that whole thing. and it was like the size of my 10 pound head. and when i was done. that last bite i didnt even know if i could swallow it. i thought i was gunna puke i was so full. me and mom left there bloated more than a lady with an allergic reaction to lobster. it was bad. but REALLY good. it was pretty much worth that pain.

then we came back and were chilling in the room. cuz it was pretty late. and there was this...FINE boy out at the pool. like...if i had an unlimited supply of that brownie and then i had that guy...my life would be complete. he was...miracle work. anyways...mom went out there and was all ENTERTAIN MY DAUGHTER!!! and then like 15 minutes later he came to our window and was all...is she bored? so i went out there with him. and oh lordy. he was so fly. we were out there for like 30 minutes talking about...rollerskating and frisbee golf. then this couple came out there...with their jam box. and invited us to go sit with them. so i was all...LETS GO. make that situation less awkward. they were the funniest people ever. they invited the whole pool to come sit over there. so we had like 10 people over there talking. and this guy told his whole life story in like...3 minutes. literally. and we were all...WHAT? no one cared. we just looked at him all dumbfounded...wondering why he would tell us such useless information. and his 11 year old son had a thing for me...and he wouldnt stop talking about that either. anyways so once he left. it was me, that HOT boy, and the couple. and we were all out there singing to the radio. it was pretty amazing. i love people like that. it was tight. then the couple went inside. and me and that guy talked more. oh gahd the talking. just never ended. then...i caught a lizard and brought it to mom. and she flipped. so i put it back outside. =[
and then....WE SLEPT. now it is today. in the morning.


MORNING.
so there you are. caught up on our daily adventures.

oh and i walked to taco bell.
mmmm.

yes yes!!!!



and i found music that was...not impossible to find.
cough cough.
mom.
cough
you owe me.
50 dolla.



=]


farewell bretheren.


O.O

Comments

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ayoub
Jun. 26th, 2008 06:31 pm (UTC)
Fun times!

:D
none_too_subtle
Jun. 26th, 2008 08:03 pm (UTC)
Oh man...this isn't even a 4th of it. lol

And I have some damning photos :D LOLOL :)
ayoub
Jun. 26th, 2008 10:03 pm (UTC)
Post 'em! :D
none_too_subtle
Jun. 26th, 2008 10:05 pm (UTC)
I'm hanging on to those until I need 'em. lol :)
imperfectbrat
Jun. 26th, 2008 08:26 pm (UTC)
Man, this needs to be a sitcom !
none_too_subtle
Jun. 26th, 2008 08:31 pm (UTC)
Oh it gets even funnier, but you'd have to be here to fully appreciate :D =:D
lefthand_path
Jun. 26th, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC)
you meet some of the most interesting people at dennys at like 3 am
none_too_subtle
Jun. 26th, 2008 11:45 pm (UTC)
Not gonna test that thoery :> :)
lefthand_path
Jun. 26th, 2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
yeah, it's like being in some weird italian horror flick at that time. coffee's still good, though.
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