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Finally! The Truth

Ganked shamefully from padiwack

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test...


Dictator- ENTJ


Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?

Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?


You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing.


Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.


From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.


Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.


At least people LIKE the rest of us.


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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.


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The other personality types are as follows...


Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging


Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving


Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging


Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving


Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging


Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving


Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging


Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving


Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging


Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving


Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging


Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving


Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging


Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving


Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging


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Er...sometimes I'm an INTJ, just as hateful based on reading it. lol

Comments

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summercamp
May. 1st, 2009 01:45 pm (UTC)
Wow, emphasis on brutal!
none_too_subtle
May. 1st, 2009 01:51 pm (UTC)
Ha! I've been waiting for a "mean" quiz.
smacklyn
May. 1st, 2009 01:56 pm (UTC)
Ouch :D
Loser- INTP

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...
Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

none_too_subtle
May. 1st, 2009 01:58 pm (UTC)
Re: Ouch :D
That test gave you a good peppering.
smacklyn
May. 1st, 2009 02:10 pm (UTC)
And what's worse...
On my (long hidden) Match profile I DO talk about enjoying metaphysical/philosophical questions and conversations... /sigh ;)
fionnbharro
May. 1st, 2009 02:18 pm (UTC)
Welcome to the Club
As a subject in a 24 year long (as of this year -- and it's still going) long term study of MB types, let me welcome you to the xNTJ's.

I take the MB test every nine months as part of this study, and while I started firmly as an INTJ, in the past ten years, I've been testing as an ENTJ.

(And, yes; I can point to the life-changing events 10 years ago that precipitated the I to E drift)

There's fewer than four percent of the population that's INTJ, and fewer than six percent for ENTJ. We are in rarefied company, indeed.

Hi there! And Welcome!
none_too_subtle
May. 1st, 2009 02:23 pm (UTC)
Re: Welcome to the Club
I've been a member of the xNTJ club for many years now. Never changes, except for the I or E (except after sea...*snort*). I know when I became an I and I think I'll probably stay stuck in the I pattern for the rest of my life, due to psychos like Richard for example.

Hi, I'm Terri, and I'm an xNTJ. It's good to be here.
nsingman
May. 2nd, 2009 03:47 pm (UTC)
I came up as "Borefest." Sounds about right.
:-)
none_too_subtle
May. 2nd, 2009 03:51 pm (UTC)
Nu huh! I'm gonna look it up. ;p
nsingman
May. 2nd, 2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
The description actually didn't fit all that well. I'm not a perfectionist, our house varies between cluttered and scary, etc. But who am I to argue with an Internet quiz?
:-)

By the way, just a reminder that we'll be in Birmingham in a mere three weeks! We're flying in on Thursday the 21st, staying at the Alta Vista, and flying home on Monday the 25th.
none_too_subtle
May. 2nd, 2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
I know!! I read that. I'm going camping on the 20th, but we'll be back on the 22nd which leaves us plenty of time to have breakfast/lunch/brunch/dinnner with you and the oft-praised beautious goddess with whom you're married. I look forward to it! :D
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