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Open letter to UPS (seasonal)

Dear UPS:

You suck in general.

Love and sloppy kisses -
An incidental customer

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ayoub
Dec. 18th, 2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
A friend of mine used to drive for them... LOL! :D
none_too_subtle
Dec. 18th, 2009 07:29 pm (UTC)
UPS has the DOOR TAG ready, slaps it on your door and runs. I literally had to chase after him one day to get my delivery!!! Grrrrrrrr.
farranger
Dec. 18th, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)
Woweee! If someone who pisses you off gets "love and sloppy kisses," I wonder how fantastic you treat your friends.
none_too_subtle
Dec. 18th, 2009 08:54 pm (UTC)
Sloppy kisses are ger-osss.
farranger
Dec. 18th, 2009 08:57 pm (UTC)
Depends on who you talk to. Of course, "D-Day" kisses are somewhat offputting.
none_too_subtle
Dec. 18th, 2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
Sloppy, to me, infers disgusting, virginal, messy and vile. But the Normandy Beach Invasion kiss is committed by guys who should know better.
rivv
Dec. 30th, 2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
Icon love!
none_too_subtle
Dec. 31st, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)
Wow!!! You're ALIVE!! It's good to hear from you :D
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The lady of situations.
Here is the man with three staves, and here the Wheel,
And here is the one-eyed merchant, and this card
Which is blank, is something that he carries on his back,
Which I am forbidden to see. I do not find
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Tell her I bring the horoscope myself;

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