Creeping Through The Cellar Door (none_too_subtle) wrote,
Creeping Through The Cellar Door
none_too_subtle

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OMGWTHBBQ? [edit uno]

(This was said during a discussion of how she /thought/ she was getting strep, and needed to take a sick day, THEN decided that even though she had long-period math, she wanted to go just to see her boyfriend. Ugh?!)

Me: OH I SEE. You wanna go to school just to kiss your boyfriend?!

Kelsey: OH NO MOM! If you get caught kissing by a teacher in school, they'll BUTTRAPE YOU.

Me: *blink* *shreiking in horror...for a good two, three minutes* *thinks about it, DIES laughing*

Kelsey: No, mom, I'm dead serious; if you hold hands, the teachers think "OH they must be going out, and if they're going OUT, they're gonna kiss, and they're jealous because they're old and crusty and NEVER see any action, except for my English teacher, because she's cool like that."

Me: *blink* But...but I'm cool like that; and I'M not getting any action anymore, sweetheart. *silently sobs to self*

Me: *runs to journal*

Kelsey: Mom? You SO DO, or you could if you wanted. Plus, it's not EVEN funny. I don't go to school JUST to kiss, gah. Plus d-awwwwwww! Thursday is mine and Nic's three-month anniversary!! And that's kinda cool, because normally I'd be SO BORED by now.

Me: *stops journaling, blinks, and sees her future...and it's horrifying to behold*

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