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Mkay. What's the NUMBER ONE THING you can do to completely run somebody else off?

Seriously.

Get rid of your preconceived notions, because I've polled this one to death.

Talk about them incessantly, let them know that you're MORE than 100% devoted/in love/in lust/whatever to the point of being embarrassing.

If your friends are sick of hearing about it, believe me when I tell you your S.O. is embarrassed. Bet it.

EVERYONE -- without exception -- likes a little mystery. We all want to find out for ourselves, this great puzzle we call life.

But most important? We don't wanna end up with some schmuck who's spent MOST of the year alone, and then find out we're the BEST THING HE'S EVER HAD. I don't care how WORTHY we are. We just like to think he has options.

Period.

If we're his only option (not only 'love' but option...big difference), he'll GET BORED.

...or she.


As for your friends, they get SOOOOOOOOOO sick of hearing about it. It's cool at first. You know, when you feel like high school kids and all. But keep it up and we'll think "Yep...I'll start placing BETS on when she's gonna leave his ass."

Yeah, yeah, you can say alllll you want about game playing or whatev; but this is a truth. Believe it.

And no, I won't get into "games people play" because there are EXHAUSTIVE books on that very subject. We all do it. Some are just evil.

Guys? Girls? There's a HUGE difference in being delighted by your love and then, TELLING everyone how much (and then more).

If I wasn't so sweet, I'd start taking bets on one in particular as to how fast he/she is gonna leave him/her. There's nothing MAGICAL, nor MYSTERIOUS.

Plus, it kinda leaves everyone (including the S.O.) nauseated because this person -- despite the subject on which they speak or conversation -- can't say ONE THING without bringing up WHATAGREATCOUPLETHEYAREEVEREVERINTHEINVERSESFOREVEROMGZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

ENOUGH! She/He is gonna leave you!!!

This has been a public service announcement from someone who's been down your path before, and been the one who BAILS out of boredom. Thank me later.

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mystifiedlife
Mar. 12th, 2007 03:04 pm (UTC)
bbbbbut.....
we ARE a great couple!!! wahhh!

sorry I've been such an absentee friend :(

sounds like your life isn't faring any better than mine *sigh*

hugs and smooches coming your way <3
none_too_subtle
Mar. 12th, 2007 03:18 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbut.....
GAHHHHHHH WOMAN!! Where have you been?!?

Nope, life isn't faring well at all. Ugh. I only hope for your sake that my issues aren't yours. We are, after all, some sorta twins.

*hugs*
mystifiedlife
Mar. 12th, 2007 04:19 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbut.....
welllll....lessee....

One of my dogs died, Scotty went off to college, Matt moved back home, we inherited a 16 year old $@*^)($&@^% neice who is making my life a miserable living hello, add the nutjobs at work, and that about does it.

I think my issues are different, and I know you don't like people asking, but I'm not people, I'm you (or psychotically twinned) so what gives...how are you?
none_too_subtle
Mar. 12th, 2007 04:53 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbut.....
I almost had the niece issue myself (but she's 18). Gotta be hard, with your son in college. I DREAD it when Kelsey goes =/

I think what gives in my life is best saved for a phone conversation. Of course, you could always come DOWN HERE FOR A VISIT.

Yeah! ;p
mystifiedlife
Mar. 12th, 2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbut.....
I'd love to come for a visit, but until the demon...err, neice, is gone, I can't go anywhere, else I'll have to post bail for hubby.

email me your digits, I'll make your phone ring :)
none_too_subtle
Mar. 12th, 2007 05:13 pm (UTC)
Re: bbbbbut.....
Which e-addy? You can screen your answer if you want.
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