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LOOK! John Merrick, Jr.

Normal face shape versus ABnormal face, aka, The Elephant Man. My left jaw is now an official county, with its own zip code.

Of course, I look equally happy in both pics.


THIS is frightening. And this is AFTER taking antibiotics, keeping it freezing cold, and staying in bed. *waaaaaaaaah*

Just thought I'd put this lovely nugget in here to remind me, next time I think "It's okay that I don't go to the dentist!" Man. That'll teach me, fo sho.

Then, I started thinking: "Really, what would an 'occasion' be without something totally freakin' bizarre happening?'" It's kinda sad when you're so used to freakish things, that you're really not surprised at all when the /next/ weird/bizarre/horrific thing happens to ya.


And I answer no, there certainly is not.



( 23 whispered — Speak )
Dec. 22nd, 2007 05:31 pm (UTC)
ackkkk! feel better soon hon <3333

Dec. 22nd, 2007 05:32 pm (UTC)
Thank you. My face is shaped like a PEAR!!! Ugh! Help! lol
Dec. 22nd, 2007 05:54 pm (UTC)
said it before and i'll say it again... damn!

but hey, you're hair looks purty in both pictures. must. give. head. rub.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 06:02 pm (UTC)
LOOK AT IT! Seriously...compare my jawline only in both pics. Now do ya see why I'm horrified??? I can literally hold the pocket of infection in my HAND. That's just...ewwwwwww. If I could find a way to cam it, I would operate. lol :) Just so I could add MY video to the lovely u-tube. I cannot even FATHOM WHAT IS IN THERE after watching all those "bump" videos, where a pinhead bump rendered long, thick ropes of puss and blood and brown shit. EWWWWWWWWW.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 06:17 pm (UTC)
Re: Johnaerica
get a needle and draw the pus out that way. yum. save it in a zip lock and mail it to someone on your chit leest.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 06:20 pm (UTC)
Re: Johnaerica
I don't think it's puss. Surely not! It's water. Or something. Blood? It's scary, whatever it is.

Dec. 22nd, 2007 06:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Johnaerica
well, sometimes you have to improvise. but i guess there's a law against sending hazardous materials through the mail... if only there wasn't.

researching a walking horse farm for a potential gift certificate a while ago, i was delighted to read that they did NOT send horse sperm through the mail. and here i was thinking i'd finally solved the mystery of what to buy those folks on my hard-to-shop-for lists.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 06:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Johnaerica
Haha. Dang...what they don't know won't kill 'em. SEND IT!
Dec. 22nd, 2007 06:32 pm (UTC)
Re: Johnaerica
i can just see it now, "oh hey, i got a mystery gift, let's see what's in it? is this some kind of playdough, what the..." PLOP
Dec. 22nd, 2007 06:33 pm (UTC)
Re: Johnaerica
"Looky! I got some of that sticky bouncy crap that turns into a bal...uh...WHATTHESHIT"
Dec. 22nd, 2007 06:38 pm (UTC)
Re: Johnaerica
yeah, plus i wonder what the smell would be like, or does horse sperm not keep a heady bouquet??
Dec. 22nd, 2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
Re: Johnaerica
Turn that brain off right now!!!
Dec. 22nd, 2007 07:18 pm (UTC)
Bloody hell, woman. That is one enormous bump. I hope the antibiotics do their thing and get it down!
Dec. 22nd, 2007 07:28 pm (UTC)
It's not even a bump; it feels like a huge, hard cyst. That's how infected it is. Ughhhhhhhh it hurts!!!!!!! :(
Dec. 23rd, 2007 10:39 am (UTC)
D'ya think it'll burst and spray everywhere? Mine did. Every time I tried to brush my teeth. I tellya, it was Not. Pretty. Especially as I was on my first-ever little holiday in France with my fella.
Dec. 23rd, 2007 10:43 am (UTC)
Ewwwwwwwwwww yikes!! No, this one wasn't productive (believe me...I mashed on it as much as I could tolerate, looking for SOME production). But since I've had this journal, and right after the same doctor left a HOLE in the back of one of my lower front teeth, I got really infected in there once, around this time of year, and was sitting at my desk, with my chin propped on my hand and BOOM...I FELT IT just BURST, with all this crap coming out of it. It was disgusting, and like yours, every time I would touch or move the knot around, stuff would come out of it. I finally ended up going to a dentist and got antibiotics. lol :) I was examining that hole like some kind of surgeon, all curious about it, pushing it, and probably making it worse once it did start coming out of that hole.
Dec. 23rd, 2007 10:46 am (UTC)
Yeh.... that's the one time when Listerine really seems helpful.
Dec. 23rd, 2007 10:50 am (UTC)
Oh, I was flushing it with peroxide!!! OMG, you should've SEEN how much that front part of my mouth was literally frothing up! LOL.

This time, I've been using a pre-brushing mouthwash, which has both alcohol and peroxide in it (I stole it from the spawn's bathroom). I'm seriously thinking using THAT might have antagonized it, or brought the huge cyst thing forward.

Today? It's almost gone! That's just...amazing. I feel 100% better.
Dec. 22nd, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC)
On the plus side it's not as big as I expected...
Dec. 22nd, 2007 11:42 pm (UTC)
If you'd seen it in person, it was HUGE. Seriously. It spanned from the middle of my chin, all the way up my jawbone, and infected EVERYWHERE in between.

UNBELIEVABLY, the antibiotics that Z's neighbor had a script for have worked MIRACLES. The swelling's gone down some, and I'm in no pain. I just wrapped all Christmas presents (or just about), and am now wide awake, ready to get busy. lol :)
Dec. 23rd, 2007 01:37 am (UTC)
Oh, gosh! It looks really painful! I'm only just catching up on LJ now, but I read a bit ahead in your journal and I'm very glad that the antibiotics made you feel better. And yes, you definitely want to take the full course.
Dec. 23rd, 2007 02:32 am (UTC)
It was literally pulling my face down, it was so heavy! The pain was excruciating. Ughhhhhh.
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Dec. 24th, 2007 01:42 am (UTC)
Is my life not totally bizarre and random and scary? LOLOL. Imagine LIVING it. Man. I need an escape from ME. lol :)
( 23 whispered — Speak )


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