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A George Carlinism for the road (AND OMG IT'S SO TRUE AND FUNNY):
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you Spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to 'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

That kinda goes for ANYTHING you put right above your ass crack.



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Jun. 23rd, 2008 02:48 pm (UTC)
um, in that formula for happiness you posted earlier, do you have to divide it by the reciprocal? and i can't figure out how to carry the x's.

yeah, the "tattoo above ass crack" thing is pretty played out. i wonder when people are gonna start getting their organs tattooed...
Jun. 23rd, 2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
You know me and math... :)

As far as the lower/ass tattoos...doh! Anyone who needs attention that bad SHOULD have a neon sign around their asses, while they're at it. With a dollar figure, too.

bwaaaaaaaahahahah. Gawd. This could go on for days...
Jun. 23rd, 2008 06:07 pm (UTC)
conforming by non-conformity
against my will, i'm learning al-geb-ber-rah this semester. have i mentioned going to school every day of the week is for teenagers?

i'm totally for folks getting tattooed... it's just not for me, and there reaches a point where it's like "haven't enough people got tattoos?" do something different. start putting plates in your lip, or bones through your nose, or a chicken sticking out of your ass or something different.
Jun. 23rd, 2008 07:16 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
That's exactly what I've felt about tattoos for a long time. I'm thinkin' in a couple decades people are going to think of tattoos as those blurry splotches that old people have.

And congratulations on the algebra thing -- it's damned useful stuff.
Jun. 23rd, 2008 08:03 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
kicking and screaming with the algebra, and i guess i can see the practical application, but i've been an anti-mathite for almost too long... can an old dog learn new tricks?

what KILLS me is there is a new trend among guys and gals to get their earhole piercings stretched out. so, like, they can stick dinner plates in there, i guess. i want to show them pictures of what old folks' earlobes look like... i mean, that shit don't stop growing EVER, like most old folks' earlobes stretch down to their knees, why would you want to aggravate the situation? oh, wait, that's right, die young and leave a beautiful, albeit riddled-with-metal-and-stained-with-ink corpse.
Jun. 23rd, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
I can't tell you how many people I know (starting in their early 30's) who've had laser surgery to get rid of all those old things. Hellz, paint it on you, but don't make it perm. WTH.
Jun. 23rd, 2008 08:06 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
and it's like at least a thousand to get them removed, or at least it used to be.

or you could do like a biker dude i know, and remove your tattoo via cigar. yeesh.

oh but terri, it's all about individuality. thing is, at the rate things are going, you and i and a handful of people might actually be subjected to scorn and ridicule because we don't have tattoos. guess we better break down. i know! let's get matching tats!
Jun. 23rd, 2008 08:52 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
Okay. Let's get some tats in Japanese that say Chinee Cheekan. :D :>
Jun. 23rd, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
are just "joe"
Jun. 30th, 2008 07:02 am (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
Joe would probably LOOK better than "chinese chicken". lol :>
Jun. 30th, 2008 02:19 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
better yet, let's get each other's names tattooed on our backs! wow! let's get all crazy up in here
Jun. 30th, 2008 02:21 pm (UTC)
Re: conforming by non-conformity
I'm already all crazy up in here :>
Jun. 24th, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
The dollar figure would eliminate much ambiguity and embarrassment.

Um, so I've heard.
Jun. 30th, 2008 02:22 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha. There's that :D
Jun. 23rd, 2008 03:13 pm (UTC)
The SO has a friend with a NY (as in Yankees) tramp stamp - it's the biggest billboard for them west of the Mississippi!
Jun. 23rd, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
TRAMP STAMP!!! Waaaaaaaahahhahaha! No more comments to this one : X
Jun. 24th, 2008 02:44 pm (UTC)
Damn, summercamp stole my comment. Minus the NY portion of course. Rent Wedding Crashers. Which is where I first heard of that term and have adopted ever since.
Jun. 25th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
It's hilarious. I've never heard it, but :)
Jun. 23rd, 2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
I see you were holding out on me about the icon thing last week... ;D
Jun. 23rd, 2008 07:18 pm (UTC)
What do ya mean?? I've had this one since the beginning of my El Jay :>
Jun. 24th, 2008 01:23 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Kidding.
Jun. 24th, 2008 04:54 pm (UTC)
Ohhhhhhh sure. :>
Jun. 23rd, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry, I confess, I couldn't get through the entry because I was staring at your icon.
Jun. 23rd, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
Eeeks! :)
Jun. 25th, 2008 06:39 am (UTC)
Morning Nts,

I like this rule - made me chuckle :)
Jun. 25th, 2008 11:59 pm (UTC)
Hello :)

I liked this because it's SOOOOOOO true. People do some pretty stupid things sometimes :>
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