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So here's the image, and also what happens if you "party" with the spawnlette and her friends, and if you get a little sleepy:
Not only did they dye his hair purple (the color of the box...yikes), but cut a HUGE CHUNK out of the crown of his head while he was asleep. I specifically told the spawn "no scissors involved in the party" AND YET LOOK. I'm not partying with her. She's dangerous.

Although the house wasn't torn down, it was a mess this morning, so I put all 10 of 'em to work cleaning up. Now it looks better than it started off being. Muhahahahaha. The spawn said it was the best party she'd been to, much less had, and that everything was great. Yay.

She also cut a chunk out of Cameron's head, and shaved her best friend's feet. WTH. You know there's trouble when the next morning you find Christmas ornaments, random chunks of hair, and razors just laying around. I'm just sayin'.

And I'm sleepy.

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ayoub
Oct. 26th, 2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
Yikes!

Dangerous indeed!
none_too_subtle
Oct. 26th, 2008 03:31 pm (UTC)
Waaaaaaaaahahahaha. It's funny. Confess!
ayoub
Oct. 26th, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
It is... And still!

LMAO!
none_too_subtle
Oct. 26th, 2008 03:33 pm (UTC)
SHE SHAVED HIS FEET!!!!!!
paradoxymoron
Oct. 26th, 2008 03:40 pm (UTC)
Yo, remind me not to crash at your place unless I'm wearing a helmet.
none_too_subtle
Oct. 26th, 2008 03:43 pm (UTC)
I'd wear boots, too. She shaved his FEET. lol
paradoxymoron
Oct. 26th, 2008 03:45 pm (UTC)
Dude. Was he a frickin' hobbit?

Can I get a pedicure with my shaved feet? =D
none_too_subtle
Oct. 26th, 2008 03:50 pm (UTC)
He's a long-haired, sensitive guitar playin' high school kid. lol

You're not safe if you're sleeping and the spawn's around. I'm just sayin'. If she thinks it'll traumatize/horrify you, it'll probably happen.
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lefthand_path
Oct. 26th, 2008 06:57 pm (UTC)
LOL. sounds like someone's gonna be kicking themselves for falling asleep last night!
none_too_subtle
Oct. 26th, 2008 07:00 pm (UTC)
Or the spawn's gonna be fighting. lol Nah...her friends luff her for better or worse. Too bad adults can't be like that.
lefthand_path
Oct. 26th, 2008 07:29 pm (UTC)
well, i'm sure she'd be kicking ayse if she needs to.

yeah, but i can never imagine her doing something like talking a guy into putting on stripper heels or anything like that
none_too_subtle
Oct. 26th, 2008 09:52 pm (UTC)
Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaha! YOU opened that door. Don't make me walk through it : X lol
lefthand_path
Oct. 26th, 2008 10:58 pm (UTC)
well, just be glad you weren't there when she shaved his feet, because you know how squeamish you get with the toeseys
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summercamp
Oct. 26th, 2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
Wow, how sad for that guy! Sounds like a wild party though - at least if you were awake!
none_too_subtle
Oct. 26th, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)

They weren't totally out of control, and he laughed when he discovered it. I bet his mom won't. lol :>
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