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Your Sexuality is Brazilian

The average Brazilian first has sex at age 16.

And the average number of partners is 15.

Brazilians spend 20 minutes on foreplay on average.

The typical Brazilian has sex two times a week.

Mmmmmmmkay then. *scratches head, not getting it*

Today was rough. My eyeballs hurt from paying attention in class all day. I have to memorize every breed of dog there is, along with their classification. THE JOY. I was amazed that I got some of them right in the first place. Dogs aren't so easy when you're staring at a picture. Knowing their class is even more difficult. Training dogs, however, is something that will come natural to me, as I already know the subtle nuances it takes to work with animals (or most of 'em). And I'm just thanking God that we never deal with aggressive dogs. Assertive, yes. Aggressive, neine.

Studying now, and no time to really journal. I just want to get some sleep. *le sigh* Meh.

The end.


( 26 whispered — Whisper to me )
Nov. 19th, 2008 01:34 am (UTC)
So, not Brazilian? Were you older or younger than 16? Do you spend more or less than 20 minutes? Have it more or less than 2 times? Do ya even have a Brazilian wax?!!

It's okay, Brazilians are sexy! It's better than your sexuality being Turkmenistanian or something...!
Nov. 19th, 2008 11:08 am (UTC)
I was much older than 16!!! I was a slow starter :> I spend way more than 20 minutes for foreplay!!! :D More than two times (I've been married three...lol). No Brazilian wax.

And your results were...?? :> Tellllllllllll.
Nov. 19th, 2008 02:19 pm (UTC)

Your Sexuality is Norwegian

The average Norwegian first has sex at age 17.

And the average number of partners is 12.

70% of Norwegian men would be willing to take a contraceptive pill.

53% of Norwegians wish they had sex more frequently.

Which is ironic since that's probably the most genes/blood/nationality that I have in me...
Nov. 19th, 2008 11:28 pm (UTC)

And yet all we Brazilians are hos. lol :> Why we gotta be the designated hos of the bunch? :> And what does yours mean, exactly? Hmmm.
Nov. 20th, 2008 12:32 am (UTC)
It means that it's okay for me to pillage and plunder just like the Vikings did...
Nov. 20th, 2008 10:58 am (UTC)
Hahahaha! :> You don't look like you are; you look more Italian to moi.

Edited at 2008-11-21 11:32 pm (UTC)
Nov. 21st, 2008 11:45 pm (UTC)
I wish I had some sexy Italian in me, but alas, it's all Nordic and Celtic... Which means at some point we were raping and pillaging SOMEONE!
Nov. 19th, 2008 08:37 am (UTC)
Memorizing every breed and classification of dog? Jeepers!
I think I know about 20 general breed-families, and that's enough.
Nov. 19th, 2008 11:09 am (UTC)
Late yesterday, they all started to look the same to me!! Not good. That's not all we have to know. Psychiatry of doggie behavior is part of it (and ours, too). Complicated stuff, but vital.
Nov. 20th, 2008 11:54 am (UTC)
Reminds me of that Mexican guy - the Dog Whisperer? - we see his dog-taming programme now and then on TV. We also have an English TV programme, Dog Borstal, where hopelessly misbehaving dogs and their owners have four days of rigorous one-on-one training to make the dogs behave. As usual, most of the training that takes place is actually teaching the soppy owners how to treat their dogs like DOGS, not pweshus widdle babydiddums child substitutes!
Nov. 20th, 2008 11:53 pm (UTC)
Like all things, there is a time and place for "baby talk" to your dogs. It is a praising tone of voice, and lets the doggie know that he/she is doing good :) But you should never talk to your dog like that all the time, or they'll never learn. Dogs are /SO EASY/ to train. I wish all dog owners had to take this class, just to avoid abandonment and abuse. :/
Nov. 21st, 2008 10:31 am (UTC)
Oh, sure, you have to be loving to them... but treat them as DOGS, not substitute children, or status symbols.
Every time I watch the Dog Whisperer, the same message comes through - it's the owners that need and benefit from the training, far more than the dogs.

Kinda like I wish all prospective parents had to pass a parenthood class before being allowed to conceive.
Nov. 21st, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
A good trainer of our product teaches the owners the fine art of controlling their pets through positive reenforcement and "warnings", visual, audible, then physical. While I was training a dog at the Humane Society, it took me two minutes to keep him out of the marked off area; that's how quick they learn if you train them correctly. Meeting the dog first, and how you do it, is the most important step in the whole process (but I digress).
Nov. 19th, 2008 12:03 pm (UTC)
I hope you got some sleep!

Nov. 20th, 2008 11:53 pm (UTC)

thanks! me, too.
Nov. 22nd, 2008 09:30 pm (UTC)
Hey. Sounds like an interesting job. Skimming your 'Welcome' letter I see I no longer fit your regulations. Can I stay?

What exactly is the job?
Nov. 22nd, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
Woaaaaaaaah. Where have you been? I'll add ya back. Thought you gave up journaling. :>
Nov. 22nd, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
I've been in the same spot pretty much as 149 weeks ago when it says I last posted. Life is pretty much the same as it was back then. Personally, I'm embroiled in something that is not going to last - story of my life.

How has it been going for you all these weeks?
Nov. 22nd, 2008 11:37 pm (UTC)
Writing and working. You know the drill. I'm kind of tapped out on the journal thing, and now it's rare for me to update.

I think you were just getting into that relationship when we last spoke.
Nov. 22nd, 2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
Good memory. Actually, that one ended very badly quite a while back. Now that i think about it, I told you it was kind of a casual sex thing and you told me there was no such thing (you were right). It ended in stalking and crazy crap. There was one other also before the one that is currently going south.

I think I oughta get outta the woman business. I don't do it very well. I make a great first impression though.
Nov. 23rd, 2008 12:02 am (UTC)
And what do alllllllll those girls have in common? ;-)
Nov. 23rd, 2008 12:10 am (UTC)
Outside of wanting me to be married to me?
Nov. 23rd, 2008 12:29 am (UTC)
Hahaha. Well, they all have YOU in common. I had to come to terms with that lil fact while being introspective about what I was doing in my relationships. lol
Nov. 23rd, 2008 12:45 am (UTC)
Yes. ME. Everyone I have been with has previously been with Jack the freaking Ripper, so I seem to be this magical fellow. I am much better than the a**holes I am compared to, but that does not necessarily translate into 'forever'.

You been through a few as well?
Nov. 23rd, 2008 02:06 am (UTC)
You know it.
Dec. 31st, 2008 06:45 am (UTC)
I personally beleieve in foreplay for as long as either/both can take it. Sex feels better than most anything in the world - why not make it an extended romp?
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