Creeping Through The Cellar Door (none_too_subtle) wrote,
Creeping Through The Cellar Door

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"If I was a hammer..."

If I were a day of the week: Thursday

If I were a time of day, I'd be: 4:30 p.m.

If I were a planet, I'd be: Venus

If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Dolphin

If I were a direction, I'd be: South

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Bean bag :)

If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust

If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Hm...tough one...Ayn Rand

If I were a liquid, I'd be: Lemonade

If I were a tree, I'd be: Willow

If I were a bird, I'd be: Hummingbird

If I were a tool, I'd be: Phillip's head screwdriver :)

If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Daisy

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Thunderstorm

If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Morgana (or Excalibur...but it's not a creature...heh)

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Piano

If I were an animal, I'd be: Lionness

If I were a color, I'd be: Black

If I were an emotion, I'd be: Pensive

If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Tomato (it's a fruit!); hm...okra?

If I were a sound, I'd be: Waterfall

If I were an element, I'd be: Air

If I were a car, I'd be: M-Class Miata

If I were a song, I'd be: Full of Grace - Sarah Mclachlin

If I were a movie, I'd be: Eraserhead

If I were a book, I'd be: Harlot's Ghost

If I were a food, I'd be: Pasta

If I were a place, I'd be: Island

If I were a material, I'd be: 1,200 thread count cotton :)

If I were a taste, I'd be: Vanilla

If I were a scent, I'd be: Pumpkin Pie

If I were a religion, I'd be: Ecumenical

If I were a word, I'd be: Ennui

If I were an object, I'd be: (censored)

If I were a body part, I'd be: Hair :)

If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Raised eyebrow

If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Art

If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: The Green Power Puff Girl :D

If I were a shape, I'd be: Infinity

If I were a number, I'd be: 2

Update, and cut for your convenience:

Since I've been on a roll with Rite-Aid, the phone AND gas companies (all of which owed me MONEYYYYY *screams*), I double checked my V.A. co-pays. Um...I read through my benefits book (which is HUGE) and looky what I found -- any veteran who is disabled above a certain percentage doesn't have to pay a copay. OH YEAH. I ASSURE YOU THEY'RE GONNA PAY AND PAY AND PAY AND PAY AND PAY...and keep ON paying. The ONLY good thing I can say about the Victor Alpha is that they've always been quick -- upon learning they owe us money -- to cut a check. After looking through bank statements, and also cuts, this figure is...well, they'll probably fight me on this one. Um...I didn't *make* the rules; I'm just playing by them. Grrrrrrrr.

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