I just got e-mail from my ever-thoughtful and considerate girly friend, goddess_eir:
You're never going to believe this....
Wednesday I sent you a burned copy of Evanescence and John Mayer.....a couple of old video games I had from when B was younger, another "relaxation" CD a friend gave me, and some homemade cookies...and guess what???
Just our luck!! My mailroom person just came over to me and said I have to call this 800 # because they think my package was on a plane that had a fire!!! OMG! Can you believe THAT??? WHAT are the chances!!?!?! Luckily it wasn't expensive stuff....But what about those who DID sent packages... weird!
Tracking #6000000 FEDEX
I'll have to burn more copies, when I get a chance AFTER the holidays!! ;) Can you believe it??? SHIT!! Man!! That just sucks!!! I worked hard on all that stuff.
My mailroom person said to call, maybe I can claim some money...what should I tell them was inside ;) ???
Are you cursed or somethin? :D <--hehehehe, YESH.
Hahahaha. Um. I know it's not funny; it just figures. Just. My. Luck.
Yours, too, Jen ;-) That's what ya get for CHEATING ON ME! I SO WANT A DIVORCE!! :-P
|1. The Hope Diamond|
|2. A check for $100,000 (we'll split the difference...heh)|
|3. An 18-year-old, non-English-speaking Italian boy :-X|
|4. Your child (it was less expensive than buying a ticket!)|
|5. My ex-freak's dead body (uh...I'd pay FEDEX for burning that one on purpose...hahahhaha).|
|6. Tiffany's Jewelry (call me for some prices on some schtuff I have; we'll give them photos and airything!)|
|7. The whole world, in their hands (and then start singing and crying, mumbling something about emotional distress and an attorney).|
|8. Priceless family heirlooms (continue sobbing)|
|9. Life-saving medication. Then, tell them you have my death certificate.|
|10. Seven rubies-in-the-rough; we were gonna design our own engagement ring. AWWWWW (continue sobbing)|
|(Fill in the blank with costly ideas)|
Heh. Am I cursed or somethin', she asked? That was a rhetorical question, right? Let's NOT review this past year...LOLOLOL.
Um...that just doesn't even surprise me AT. ALL.