Creeping Through The Cellar Door (none_too_subtle) wrote,
Creeping Through The Cellar Door
none_too_subtle

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K: I had to kill a spider this morning.

Me: Ew. That's why God invented MEN, sweetheart; should've gotten your dad to do it.

K: I didn't feel like yelling at him from my room. So when I got the tissue and killed it, it just felt wrong.

HAHAHA.

K: Mom? I know why there are roaches.

Me: Yeah? Besides making everyone sick, spreading disease and grossing me out?

K: Yep. They're waiting for a nuclear fallout so they can take over the world. Hahaha!

Me: That makes ALL KINDS of sense, sweetheart. Are you running a fever?

(I think it's noteworthy to mention that she said SHE will be the sole survivor of said fallout, and her job will be to kill all the roaches. UM. Okay.)
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