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K: I had to kill a spider this morning.

Me: Ew. That's why God invented MEN, sweetheart; should've gotten your dad to do it.

K: I didn't feel like yelling at him from my room. So when I got the tissue and killed it, it just felt wrong.


K: Mom? I know why there are roaches.

Me: Yeah? Besides making everyone sick, spreading disease and grossing me out?

K: Yep. They're waiting for a nuclear fallout so they can take over the world. Hahaha!

Me: That makes ALL KINDS of sense, sweetheart. Are you running a fever?

(I think it's noteworthy to mention that she said SHE will be the sole survivor of said fallout, and her job will be to kill all the roaches. UM. Okay.)


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Dec. 24th, 2003 08:13 am (UTC)
*giggle* That sounds like something I would say. Something I would say *now*. I have this whole plan to start a post-apocalyptic cult that's based out of ancient South American temples. It will be brutal and harsh and I shall remember K for I shall not want to kill the cockroaches myself as they are icky.
Dec. 24th, 2003 09:14 am (UTC)
She's COMPLETElY fearless. Amusement park rides, haunted houses, icky/creepy bugs, sea life -- nothing scares her. Uhhhh...she's also an ENDLESS source of entertainment. :) She'd be a great companion for your world-domination plan (and she's also fiercely loyal :D). LOL. She'd kill the ugly bugs, and let the rest live :)

I'm tellin' ya, everyone should have a K. I should tape record everything she says, because I SWEAR, it's hilarious...and not in a 'kid' kinda way, but in a satyrical kinda grown up way :)~ Heh.

Er...when you do this, *I* wanna help. I don't kill bugs, but I love snakes. Does that count? Heh.
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