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Dear Mother Nature:

Your doppler prowess, and ability to project our weather onto such manmade machines, swore that we'd have thunderstorms early this morning. However, the sun is shining, and there are very few clouds in the sky.

I don't think I need to tell you this, but my sinuses have been PRAYING for you to dampen this place up just a little bit. If you continue behaving this way -- dicking with the doppler, sending mixed messages, and tricking me into semi-happiness -- I'll have to let you go. May I direct you to my previous post, wherein I wrote about a dream and really messed someone up? Don't make me do my Native-American Indian rain dance; for it is a scary thing to behold.

This is your second warning.

Sincerely, Tricked in Birmingham

cc: God
Local weathermen (who ARE really cluelesss)
Any/All producers I know in real life (t.v.; not radio or print)

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summercamp
Mar. 29th, 2004 06:21 pm (UTC)
Sorry, the best we can hope for is to dampen you up, the rest of the world is just too big of a job in today's budget conscious weather world...
none_too_subtle
Mar. 30th, 2004 06:47 am (UTC)
And THAT
...was exactly what happened for, oh, maybe a couple of hours. GRRR. I wanted a serious thunderstorm which would last for a couple of days as was predicted by The Weather Channel and local news, too.

I feel so cheated.
sixgun45lc
Mar. 30th, 2004 03:25 pm (UTC)
ON a completely unrelated note, your little frustrated bouncy round guy is very cute. ;)
none_too_subtle
Mar. 30th, 2004 04:09 pm (UTC)
Haaaaa!
but...but...he's FRUSTRATED! and BOUNCY!!
sixgun45lc
Mar. 30th, 2004 04:48 pm (UTC)
Re: Haaaaa!
And THAT is precisely why he's so cute, silly. ;)
none_too_subtle
Mar. 30th, 2004 04:49 pm (UTC)
Re: Haaaaa!
You sure it's a he, and not a SHE-thing? :D Heh.
sixgun45lc
Mar. 30th, 2004 04:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Haaaaa!
Nope, not at all. Cute very easily be a very cute-yet-frustrated she thing. It is, after all, all about the she-thing, right?
none_too_subtle
Mar. 30th, 2004 04:51 pm (UTC)
Re: Haaaaa!
Right NOW, and THIS TIME OF YEAR as of YESTERDAY...

yes it IS all about HER!


Hahaha :) I slay me.
sixgun45lc
Mar. 30th, 2004 05:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Haaaaa!
??? (Did I miss something?)
none_too_subtle
Mar. 30th, 2004 05:01 pm (UTC)
Re: Haaaaa!
her = she-thing

right now = time of year etc. etc. :)
sixgun45lc
Mar. 30th, 2004 05:37 pm (UTC)
Re: Haaaaa!
OK, I'm with you now. Sorry. I think I'm coming down with something unpleasant. :P
none_too_subtle
Mar. 31st, 2004 04:30 am (UTC)
Re: Haaaaa!
You okay? Ackkkkkk.
sixgun45lc
Mar. 31st, 2004 10:32 am (UTC)
Re: Haaaaa!
I feel better this morning but yesterday I was warm all day and my throat felt funny (like swollen glands or something). Not pleasant.
none_too_subtle
Apr. 1st, 2004 12:02 pm (UTC)
Re: Haaaaa!
Eh gads; looks like LJ is censoring your comments AGAIN. GAH. I just now got this one.

I hope your throat is better :( You don't think it's strep, do you?
sixgun45lc
Apr. 1st, 2004 12:44 pm (UTC)
Re: Haaaaa!
I am feeling better, actually. My wife thought it might be strep, too, but if it was it was the shortest-lived case ever. Of course, gothic_coop was feeling the same way and was worse the next day. Maybe I ust got the light shined on me for a change.
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Re: SOMETIMES? - sixgun45lc - Apr. 2nd, 2004 05:39 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: SOMETIMES? - none_too_subtle - Apr. 2nd, 2004 05:45 pm (UTC) - Expand
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