Creeping Through The Cellar Door (none_too_subtle) wrote,
Creeping Through The Cellar Door
none_too_subtle

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Dear Mother Nature:

Your doppler prowess, and ability to project our weather onto such manmade machines, swore that we'd have thunderstorms early this morning. However, the sun is shining, and there are very few clouds in the sky.

I don't think I need to tell you this, but my sinuses have been PRAYING for you to dampen this place up just a little bit. If you continue behaving this way -- dicking with the doppler, sending mixed messages, and tricking me into semi-happiness -- I'll have to let you go. May I direct you to my previous post, wherein I wrote about a dream and really messed someone up? Don't make me do my Native-American Indian rain dance; for it is a scary thing to behold.

This is your second warning.

Sincerely, Tricked in Birmingham

cc: God
Local weathermen (who ARE really cluelesss)
Any/All producers I know in real life (t.v.; not radio or print)
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