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Dear President Bush:

Wow. You and your dad are amazing, indeed! Two generations of Bushs wreaking worldwide havoc and showing them who's boss! One can't help but admire the way you've handled this (as your dad handled Iraq in 1991). Bravo!! I'm sure our nation is collectively grieving right now, because there's not another little Bush to take your place! You rock! Hey! Maybe you can be cloned! It's just a thought. You know, with that big, $200 check you mailed out to the projects as a tax bonus, we were ALL so thankful for that magnanimous gesture!

Who cares about those idiots handling the national deficit! How dare they question you and your crack team of advisors? I say burn down the world, and you can become king of the graveyard! You've definitely helped us begin to improve the depletion of the ozone layer, since oil prices have escalated so high that only the privileged can drive! Bravo! No metropolitan area could've formulated a better plan in mass transportation (although those lesser than you, President Bush, have tried, with their flimsy plans...only YOU had the answer!).

I'm enclosing a dollar to help with whatever you want to spend it on. America's turned into such a fine place to be ever since the first Bush captured the bird. As the old adage goes: A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush! So here's my bird, just for you!!

Fight, fight, fight!!

Yours truly,
A patriot (aka Lazlo Toth lives on)

Comments

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attilathehunny
Mar. 31st, 2004 10:33 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love that icon.
none_too_subtle
Mar. 31st, 2004 10:36 am (UTC)
Whyyy tanks
Donkey shurn :D Me, too. I just never get a chance to really show my appreciation...until after I watched first, the news, and then Live, From Baghdad. :)
goddess_eir
Mar. 31st, 2004 12:03 pm (UTC)
letsh shee if dis werksh





Cost of the War in Iraq

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goddess_eir
Mar. 31st, 2004 12:03 pm (UTC)
oh well, didn't work. :P click there for details! :P
none_too_subtle
Mar. 31st, 2004 12:04 pm (UTC)
Yep
It did work :) You go, girl. :D
brutus_007
Mar. 31st, 2004 06:37 pm (UTC)
I'm sure our nation is collectively grieving right now, because there's not another little Bush to take your place!

Let us not forget about bro', good ol' Jeb.
none_too_subtle
Mar. 31st, 2004 10:47 pm (UTC)
o
He's forgotten :) :D

How are ya? Haven't seen much of you lately...
brutus_007
Apr. 1st, 2004 08:28 pm (UTC)
Re: o
Well, nothing much going on lately. Work, home, eat, sleep. Repeat ad nauseam. I guess I don't journal as much as I editorialize in here, but that's because there isn't much to my life to journal. Writing 1, 2 or more entries a day with just "bis" seems a little pointless - but that might just be me. Other people (not you, I'm just saying what I see) who write things like "on days like today, after having eaten too much Indian/Mexican/Spicy (pick one), I really wish I had a bidet to put out the fire down below". But, like I said, it could just be me. *shrug*
none_too_subtle
Apr. 2nd, 2004 03:06 am (UTC)
Re: o
No, it's not just you. LOL. But then again, when I'm pissed off at the weather not cooperating, um...yeah. :) I rail at it over and over and...there's no stopping me :)

I have a few on my list who update (I swear) about 10 times a DAY. I'm so glad I'm out of college :)
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