Creeping Through The Cellar Door (none_too_subtle) wrote,
Creeping Through The Cellar Door

Dear President Bush:

Wow. You and your dad are amazing, indeed! Two generations of Bushs wreaking worldwide havoc and showing them who's boss! One can't help but admire the way you've handled this (as your dad handled Iraq in 1991). Bravo!! I'm sure our nation is collectively grieving right now, because there's not another little Bush to take your place! You rock! Hey! Maybe you can be cloned! It's just a thought. You know, with that big, $200 check you mailed out to the projects as a tax bonus, we were ALL so thankful for that magnanimous gesture!

Who cares about those idiots handling the national deficit! How dare they question you and your crack team of advisors? I say burn down the world, and you can become king of the graveyard! You've definitely helped us begin to improve the depletion of the ozone layer, since oil prices have escalated so high that only the privileged can drive! Bravo! No metropolitan area could've formulated a better plan in mass transportation (although those lesser than you, President Bush, have tried, with their flimsy plans...only YOU had the answer!).

I'm enclosing a dollar to help with whatever you want to spend it on. America's turned into such a fine place to be ever since the first Bush captured the bird. As the old adage goes: A bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush! So here's my bird, just for you!!

Fight, fight, fight!!

Yours truly,
A patriot (aka Lazlo Toth lives on)

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