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"Kiss my ASSSSSSSSS"

There. I said it for the first time in my life. Or second, according to the toothless wonder in the Chevy. :D

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brim
Dec. 21st, 2002 07:44 am (UTC)
Umm... "present them"
Oh wait that doesn't work.
none_too_subtle
Dec. 21st, 2002 09:24 am (UTC)
(_(_)
Consider 'them' presented. :D LOL. Wait -- you'll break a tooth if you bite. :F
brim
Dec. 21st, 2002 09:35 am (UTC)
Re: (_(_)
If I bite, but what about if I just nibble?

I've only broken a tooth once, and that was while eating a taco... a SOFT taco!#$@!!
none_too_subtle
Dec. 21st, 2002 10:02 am (UTC)
Re: (_(_)
Nibble?!?! Wouldn't you rather just take a HUGE CHUNK out of it? No wait...then I wouldn't have ANY azz left :) Right now, it's a little smaller than a basketball...lol. So okay, nibbling's allrighty. :)
brim
Dec. 21st, 2002 07:37 pm (UTC)
Re: (_(_)
I wouldn't mind giving it a huge CHOMP, but then there wouldn't be anything left! I'd rather be able to savor what's there ;)
3dbuddha
Dec. 21st, 2002 08:02 am (UTC)
LOL and I'm sure they deserved it too!!
none_too_subtle
Dec. 21st, 2002 09:25 am (UTC)
Heh...indeeeeed.
Actually, she looked down in the face, and I did feel a little sorry for her...NOT. I'm sure she deserved it; it's just that I'm a wee bit wittier than 'kiss my ass.' If I'm going to slam someone verbally I'm MUCH more harsh, and don't need to use profanity to do it ;-) Evilllllll, evillllllll :)
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