You're GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip!! You're
strong, tough, and know how to kick some ass.
Don't forget though, no matter how manly you
think you are, you're still just a doll. God
What childhood toy from the '80s are you?
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Noooooooo. Why doesn't this surprise me? Heh. I had a G.I. Joe when I was a kid, instead of that panzy-aced Ken. Then I lost his head down a snake hole, never to be found again.
G.I. Joe looked funky decapitated, but his accessories were cool.