Creeping Through The Cellar Door (none_too_subtle) wrote,
Creeping Through The Cellar Door
none_too_subtle

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Alabama's Google Thang Ain't Funny...*spits*

You Know You're
From Alabama...



The google thing that's goin' around:

...if you've used the phrases "fixin' to," "might could," or "usetacould" during the last twenty four hours.


...if someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.


...if you know the meaning of the phrase "Fobbed again."


...if you can properly pronounce Eufaula, Opelika, and Oneonta, as well as Bayou La Batre and Lafayette.


...if you know that the Talladega 500 is the biggest sporting event of any sort during the entire year.


...if you know exactly what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and you know someone who eats them anyway.


...if you can recall hot summers by the year they happened easier than you can remember your mother's birthday.


...if you think that people who complain about the humidity in their states are sissies.


...if you know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but by the availability of shade.


...if you have owned, as your primary form of transportation, at least one vehicle that would never be able to pass any form of a safety inspection.


...if your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.


...if you aren't surprised to find rental movies, groceries, ammunition and bait all in the same store.


...if you realize that a Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol, but know in your heart that a Ford F150 4x4 is.


...if you've missed a wedding or a funeral to go to a football game.


...if a tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel cloud.

Yawn.

You know you're from Alabama if your porch collapses, and kills at least five dogs. Heh. Now THAT'S WHAT this list SHOULD be.
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