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Terri's Autobahn
Homicidal Home for the Hateful6 kms
Confusion Lane45 kms
Tower of Commitment50,000 kms
Bog of Eternal MarriageYou just passed it! Sorry!
Stalker's Tree (with computer hookup)487 kms
Please Drive Carefully

Where are you on the highway of life?

From Go-Quiz.com

What's a journal update without some artwork? The road sign thingy is pretty clever. Since Quizilla's been lacking in any quizzes of substance, I had to once again defer to go-quiz, which actually has a couple of neat ones, even if they ARE totally random.

Mkay...this is COMPLETELY frustrating because I can't get past this point. I have the ultimate parsley leaf stuck between my teeth. The mother of all road blocks in my head. Brain damage? Most likely. WHERE'S A GOOD BOTTLE OF ABSINTHE WHEN YA NEED IT?? Oh that's right. It went out in the 1800's, along with "Coca Cola." *looks around all suspiciously* See?! Writers and artists during this time period all had enhancement. If they encountered a block, they'd pull out the ole bottle of liquid MAKE YA FEEL GOOD and get busy, later on becoming The Great Classics. What chance do we -- the uber sober -- have of ever competing? Maybe I'm taking this whole project a littttttttle too serious. I need to relax. Not only is it NOT gonna be a classic, but it's not expansive enough to even qualify as a short story. I need to calm my ace down.

Gray, but no love
The skies are uncooperative, which I'm sure the landscaping guys are thankful for. They've been freakin' weedeating and chopping all MORNING LONG. WTH? I just wonder when they work on the other yards around here?! Last week, they blew in a BUTTLOAD of dried leaf/stems, dust, and dead insects because the cableman left my door open. This week? I'm taking NO chances. But however shut my door can be, I can still hear them out there. It's inevitable that my deck will be coated with grass tips and dust, so sweeping will have to be done. Argh. Every week. WE DON'T NEED LANDSCAPING EVERY WEEK, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT DOESN'T RAIN. OMG. I don't GET it.

I find my gaze lazily drifting to the sky again, looking for hope, any spark, that we *might* have a storm; no joy. It's just a dull gray; not even *ominous*. I want a thunderstorm ruckus out there!!!

Note to mother nature: I'm soooo not feeling the love right now, and I'm sure all the Alabamee farmers are hatin' ya BIG time.

Has been preoccupied today, which left me enough time to actually get stuff done without sapping my energy. She does that just by being in the same room as I. Kinda strange. She's doing some arts and crafts stuff, and reading another Goosebumps book. I've decided she deserves the whole series, since she'll actually read them. Uh oh. She's gonna be a horror fan, which is precisely what *I* was at her age. Er...okay, I was worse, reading "Helter Skelter" in the sixth grade. *cough* All I'M saying is if my parents had any clue, I would've been SO grounded/beaten/tortured. No wait. My mother did that anyway. MAYBE THAT'S WHY! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, A REASON! </mother>The rest of the day shall be MINNNNNE.</b> I'm SO through with trying to work the rest of this story that I could scream. It's down to manageable, so I'm hanging up my spurs for today.

OMG, I almost forgot. The other day, when I actually was stupid forgetful enough to think I missed Mack? AHAHAHAHAHA OMG. All it took was ONE. PHONE. CALL. to remind me of "why he's an EX FOREVERRRRRRRR." He was ALLL kinds of crazy (just like King Richard in his hay-day, if not worse) and actually thinks "Madcox" is some real-life guy with whom I'm dating!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH It's one thing to be thought of as stupid; it's another to open your mouth to remove all doubt.

Good one, Mac-Duh.

Yeah. Moving right along, since I'm sure my LATIN, DRUG-ADDICTED, ALCOHOLIC, GIGOLO LOVAH, MADCOX is expecting to READ ALLLL about my day. Hahahahaha. It should be illegal for ex anythings to read our journals. I mean, WHY? Any intelligent person would stay away. You'd have to be a total idiot to haunt the pages of an ex's journal. Seriously. Is this common?! I'm just sayin'... get a hobby. Something. ANYthing but hang out where you're not wanted.

I need to work on that anger thing. I think I took the doctor's advice to an extreme when he (or they) told me to "stop repressing your anger." Seems like I let it ALLLLLLLLL hang out when and where whatever occurs. HA. I have a doctor's excuse!! *waves paper around madly* I wonder if this means I'd get off on the McNaughten's if I just up and killed someone? Heh. It'd have to wait until winter, though. Therefore, that would be considered premeditated. There goes THAT little idea. Besides -- my list of "those who shouldn't exist but still do" has been trimmed down significantly over the past five years. :) But the "let's send them ALL BACK to England" list continues to grow each Thanksgiving.

You KNOW it's gonna be a bad day
When you receive mail from the Engineering Association here and the subject is "Obituary." That's all I'm saying. Sadness. :(

What day would be complete without the horriblescope?

Dear Terri,
Here is your horoscope
for Monday, June 28:

No one will be able to resist you -- but you also won't be able to resist them. Of course, you've never been familiar with rejection, so what's new?

DANG. Maybe someone should REAL QUICK LIKE tell Johnny Depp and Viggo Mortensen this little news nugget!! Get it while it's hot, amigos!! Hahahaha. That lil 'unfamiliar with rejection thang' is sadly true. Does that make me incomplete as a human or what?

This is my brain after waking up at 3 a.m. NEVERMORE. I'm not even making sense to me at this point, so it's time to give it up. =P

Madcox is livid, because my quizzes are TEH COOL.


( 12 whispered — Whisper to me )
Jun. 28th, 2004 12:41 pm (UTC)
But the "let's send them ALL BACK to England" list continues to grow each Thanksgiving.

How about Indiana, too?
Jun. 28th, 2004 12:45 pm (UTC)
You mean the whole state of Indiana peoples or what? Heh. When I lived in Indianapolis, I thought it was kinda fun (but that was back 'in the day', ya know). :-D

My "Back to Angland" list is HUGE and includes all my exes (some outlaws), a few old publishers, all attorneys, a football team, the freakin' Hiltons (all of them), baseball boy, Donald Trump, S.E. (he's a new addition), andddd a bunch of other people who shall remained unnamed. Heh. :-D
Jun. 28th, 2004 12:46 pm (UTC)
Re: Huh?
*hee* People FROM Indiana that have migrated to other states.

They need to go back
Jun. 28th, 2004 12:48 pm (UTC)
Re: Huh?
Are you suggesting we start a "Back to Indiana" list?! *GASP!* THE NERVE!!! :-D

While we're at it, a "Back to New York" and a "Back to your trailer-park" should be added. Heh.
Jun. 28th, 2004 01:01 pm (UTC)
Re: Huh?
*DIES* OMG... so, last night that guy that you told me to stay away from (NORINGWHATSOEVERPLZTHNXBAI) tells me that America has more crime, pollution, enemies and TRAILER PARKS than anywhere else in the world.

I asked him if he was going to rescue me from the trailer park. He got angry. *hee*
Jun. 28th, 2004 01:17 pm (UTC)
Re: Huh?
OMG. Did you tell him to get his ass back on


WTH??? While all that *might* be true, unless he whips out statistics to prove it, I'm not believing him.

Plus, okay, let's think about it -- dirt-floor, straw-hut? Or trailer with indoor plumbing? Dirt floor? Indoor plumbing? *rolls eyes*
Jun. 28th, 2004 01:44 pm (UTC)
Re: Huh?
He's CANADIAN, okay? My response was as follows:

Crime: Most takes place in poorer neighborhoods. We don't have the $ to maintain. We give our money to full COUNTRIES with poverty.

Enemies:Well, yeah. Remember the kid who lived on your block growing up? Had everything? You hated him. The US has the BEST of everything too, so... having enemies comes with the territory.

Trailer parks: What the hell? Its GEOGRAPHY, nothing more.

Pollution: Well, YEAH. We have more people. Because EVERYONE WANTS TO COME HERE. AND DOES!! Why is that if we are SO bad? Hence the crime and subsidized housing.
Jun. 28th, 2004 01:54 pm (UTC)
Re: Huh?
Hahahah. I bet that went over well *cough*

Er...I have nothing against Canadians; in fact, they've produced some of the finest musicians today :-D
Jun. 28th, 2004 02:24 pm (UTC)
Re: Huh?
Hey did a shocked face emoticon and "... okay."
Jun. 28th, 2004 02:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Huh?
Oooooooooo so this was a cyber-exchange. LOL! I thought it was a 'real life' thang :-)
Jun. 28th, 2004 02:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Huh?
Nope :) Totally cyber. :D
Jun. 28th, 2004 02:31 pm (UTC)
Re: Huh?
That's about the only 'safe date' you can have these days. Gotta BOIL PEOPLE before you even kiss 'em. LOLOL :-D

I watched the VH1 AIDs special and thought "OMG...DOES ANYONE NOT REMEMBER THE '80S???"

I'm STILL freakin' out over the FIRST people who died...and um, that's all I'll say about that. :X
( 12 whispered — Whisper to me )


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Here is the man with three staves, and here the Wheel,
And here is the one-eyed merchant, and this card
Which is blank, is something that he carries on his back,
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The Hanged Man. Fear death by water.
I see crowds of people, walking round in a ring.
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One must be so careful these days.


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