Note to self 121: NEVER, EVER, EVERRRRRR take spawn to movies which she can make sense of, cuz she'll make me laugh every. single. time.
TOO FUNNY. Adele is too smart for her own good, and is acting frighteningly as *I* do when something makes no sense at all; she employs EVEEEEEEL SARCASM. Without "spoiling" the movie, I have to give her some credit, because as usual, I literally had to suppress outrageous laughter because of my spawn.
(Peter Parker is sitting with Aunt, discussing what really happened to his Uncle...)
Aunt: It took a lot of courage for you to tell me that, Peter.
Peter: Grins all proud.
Adele: "YEAH? IT WOULD'VE TAKEN COURAGE AND BEEN GREAT IF IT HADN'T TAKEN HIM TWO WHOLE YEARS TO TELL THE TRUTH."
AHAHAHAHA. But oh no...the fun didn't stop there.
Mary Jane, as we AaaaaallLLLLll know, is notorious for being the helpless GIRL VICTIM. I'd secretly harbored hope that in this one, she'd show some courage -- and give her snaps for grabbing that 2x4 to whack TITANIUM MAN into shape....NOT.
Anyway, after Spiderman saves her ace for the 5732849578295875329 time (and after we have to endure HOURS of her screaming...AGAIN)...she tells him that she can't live without him.
Adele: "NO DUH. She's only been in peril and RESCUED A MILLION TIMES ALREADY BY HIM...WHY DOESN'T HE JUST TAKE HER TO THAT LABORATORY AND LET HER GET BITTEN AND BE A SPIDERGIRL?! I'm just sayin'..." *rolls eyes*
Me: (Laffin' at this point) "Yeah. And if *I* was Spiderman, I'd be all "yo, get yo butt in da crib and fix my uniform, cuz you done ruined it a million times in two years. FIX MY DINNER WO-MAN!"
The whollllllllle movie, she was picking it apart and it was hysterical. Kinda reminded me of the REAL EARLY Beavis and Butthead commentaries during music videos.
The movie was good, however. :-D If you can find it within you to 'believe' all that bull sheize.