I FOUND MY FAVORITE YELLOW BATHING SUIT!!
WeeeeeeHOOOOO. It makes me look like I actually have a tan. BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It also makes me look like I have 10-feet long legs, because it's way too high-cut.
It was Adele's idea. She wanted VEET, so I got her some. Last night, we decided to give it a try (even though I KNOW BETTER because my skin's soooo sensitive). Three minutes after applying that crap, it felt like someone had slathered my hair-areas with battery acid. GREAT. I don't recommend it EXCEPT in the bikini areas. Yash. It worked GREAT on er, those little areas (where ya can't see the little blonde hairs, and usually miss them whilst shaving). I'm not gonna be using that crap ever again. I'm STILL in pain from the Veet-mare.
Gettin' to the bottom of it
So I asked Adele to tell me honestly if she wanted to visit her Mimi today. I KNOW she does, but feels guilty. Finally, she admitted that she did (but only after I said "you know you wanna; and *I* won't have to cook YET ANOTHER DINNER YOU DON'T WANNA EAT.") Heh. There's that. And she still hasn't noticed that I've eaten all the miniature butter cookies. SCORE.
Public service announcment:
For those peepal who felt it necessary to er, e-mail me THANKKKKKKKKKKKKKS. *rolls eyes* :)
No for realz. LOL. I mean it. Thanks. POR NADAAAA! Hahahahaha.
Kidding or something. That is all. Nothing MORE TO SEE HERE, SO MOVE OUT.