Today, the middle toe on my left foot is BLACK, and I have no doubt it's horribly broken. OMG. IT. HURTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
And I've gotta go to the store. I honestly can't imagine first, wearing shoes; second, walking through Publix AT ALL; and third, driving a stickshift.
OH, AND GOODY:
Here is your horoscope
for Thursday, July 29:
You won't be able to relax until you've taken care of everything that needs to be done. After that, be ready for a party -- a party of one, that is.
Yeah. I think I'm liking my party of one more and more these days (well, with the exception of Adele). People never fail to disappoint if you give them half a chance. *sigh*