Here is your horoscope
for Thursday, September 9:
You've been attracting your fair share of attention, and probably a bit more. That won't change any time soon, which may leave someone green with envy. Smile for the camera.
Gosh and I thought they LOVED ME, which would explain their abnormal following around, trying to get my friends' attention, and reloading my journal 53543285978 times a day.
Get over it, jackass. Green's NOT your color when your skin's the color of putty.