Here is your horoscope
for Monday, September 20:
You've never been afraid to take a chance. Now, however, you may also be unwilling to even think about the risks involved in your current situation. Don't do that. You're not superhuman.
Um...I think that was slightly miswritten, but still...the meaning is pretty much the same (sans the 'superhuman' part, which I'm still puzzling over). Why yes, I CAN be superhuman when I hafta be. ;-) Got MORE quarters, and should be able to do 34782937592 loads of laundry (consisting MAINLY of soaked towels).
Gimme three strokes, gimme three strokes, mister,
Gimme three strokes for the door;
Gimme three strokes, gimme three strokes baby,
And you'll never see me no more.
That is all.