That's what I thought. Ahhh, the joys of being...me. ;-)
[Edit: No...the aforementioned will not EVER respond to this. Already busted. Beware, the biznatch with too many codes *smirk*]
Oh. I really REALLY don't want to tell that story, buttttt I feel it might become necessary in the near future. You don't want that, I promise. It will most assuredly reveal the absolute truth, which doesn't paint you in a very nice light, as we both know.
So...if you continue telling the story that helps you...feel 'good' about yourself, I'll be forced to tell the REAL story. :) Annnnnd, that won't be nice at all.
Sadly, *I* know the complete truth (ahhh the stuff whispered in instant messages and on the phone). The truth shall set you free, even when you don't really want to reveal all that in an open entry. Seems like I might be forced to. *sigh*