Here is your horoscope
for Monday, January 6:
You may be confused, but you're not powerless. By looking for flaws, you miss the overall beauty. Lateral thinking broadens your vision. Cooperation is far better than isolation.
Huh? Cooperate with whom? Me? Isolated? HAHAH. OMG. I'm telling you, this horriblescope thing is creepy.
*crawling back in bed*