Creeping Through The Cellar Door (none_too_subtle) wrote,
Creeping Through The Cellar Door
none_too_subtle

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Le Horriblescope

Dear Terri,
Here is your horoscope
for Wednesday, December 29:

You can do anything that strikes your fancy. Don't worry too much about how you'll pay for it. The universe gives you the gift of opportunity. Where you take it from there depends on cleverness and motivation.


Er...I'm trying to refrain from taking it up on my opportunistic gift right now, since my inclination is to stab idiots in the face with a fork. And not a tiny, shrimp fork, nor even a dinner fork, but ya know, ONE OF THOSE HUGEEEEE, SERVING FORKS.

Yeah. Let's work on the karma. Gruzzze-frah-bah. ;-) I'm trying to be good. Heh.

And if you just read this because of an idiotic response you made somewhere then yeah, assume I'm talking about you. Not around you, nor in a sneaky way, but flat-out bashing your dumbarse. ;-) Don't make me take it three times around this dance floor, because I most certainly will.

It's been one of those days. Werk, werk, and OH WHAT'S THAT? AN IDIOT!

Kinda makes me wanna point and laugh, and say, in a sing-song, fifth-grade voice: "I made ya looook, I made ya loookk." Okay, so I *am* pointing and laughing, simply because you dragged yourself all the way over here to look at the eveeeeeel.

Everyone else, disregard. :D

That is all. ;-)
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