You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop", or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, effective, efficient, influencing, shrewd, tactical, and direct. Both points of view are in fact correct. You always know the best way to get things done, a fact that never wins sympathy with others. Whenever you manage to gain control of a situation, your solutions are swift and brutal. Unfortunately everyone else is convinced that granting you such power is, "a bad thing" and often conspire to keep it out of your hands. Such short-sighted fools!
Greatttttt t. Say it ain't so!
Me...t.s. eliot...Satan...my mother...poodles...that one chick with the crazy psychotic eyeballs...the warden...my first editor...
...man. Now that I think about it, that list could be infinite. Heh.
I'm tard. That's about all I've gotta say about today. Feng-Shui-ed myself into oblivion.