Here is your horoscope
for Friday, March 25:
That beautiful bright light in the night sky? It's not just the inspiration for a thousand love stories. It's also behind what you're getting ready to say to someone you're crazy about -- and behind their response, too.
Um. Last time I checked, it was DAYtime. And not a cloud in the sky, warm enough to *swim* or at the very least, sleep under the stars or go camping. :-D Umhm. Whtvr. I'll be werkin' this weekend. Er...I'm not sayin' anything about any crazy stuff, nor write bad poetry or love stories. What's this world coming to?
Mkay. Lunch is over, I got ZERO sleep last night, and I WANT A VACATION FROM ME.