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OH NOES!

The horriblescope:

Dear Terri,
Here is your horoscope
for Friday, March 25:

That beautiful bright light in the night sky? It's not just the inspiration for a thousand love stories. It's also behind what you're getting ready to say to someone you're crazy about -- and behind their response, too.


Um. Last time I checked, it was DAYtime. And not a cloud in the sky, warm enough to *swim* or at the very least, sleep under the stars or go camping. :-D Umhm. Whtvr. I'll be werkin' this weekend. Er...I'm not sayin' anything about any crazy stuff, nor write bad poetry or love stories. What's this world coming to?

The nerve.

Mkay. Lunch is over, I got ZERO sleep last night, and I WANT A VACATION FROM ME.

Comments

( 14 whispered — Whisper to me )
psykoboy2
Mar. 25th, 2005 06:29 pm (UTC)
You "called" me again today. I dunno how long the message is, but it's nothing but background noise.
none_too_subtle
Mar. 25th, 2005 09:59 pm (UTC)
I *just now* saw that, when I made a phone call a few minutes ago. I looked at recently-dialed numbers (to speed-dial a friend) and your name was at the top of the list. I'm sorry! LOL. :) My phone is just er, roaming...without me.
boanerges1
Mar. 25th, 2005 07:03 pm (UTC)
hehehehe

I'm goin' fishin' today.
none_too_subtle
Mar. 25th, 2005 09:59 pm (UTC)
BRAGGART!!!

YOU'RE TEH EVEEEEEEEEEEEL!!! ;p
boanerges1
Mar. 25th, 2005 11:51 pm (UTC)
Yeah, and I even caught one, too.
none_too_subtle
Mar. 25th, 2005 11:53 pm (UTC)
Fish have feelings, too!!

PUT IT BACK!!!!
boanerges1
Mar. 26th, 2005 12:05 am (UTC)
Yes, yes they do have feelings. They feel spicey on my palette as I enjoy a couple of blackened fish fillets.
none_too_subtle
Mar. 26th, 2005 12:13 am (UTC)
GAH. YOU COULD AT *LEAST* FRY THEM!!

;p
boanerges1
Mar. 26th, 2005 12:25 am (UTC)
I'm just F'ing with ya ;-P

I turned it loose. I did not feel like filleting one fish. Therefore, it is tuna on good friday.
none_too_subtle
Mar. 26th, 2005 12:38 am (UTC)
Ooooooooo you LIED TO MOI!! HOW WILL I EVER BELIEVE YOU AGAIIIIIIIINNNNN?!

*sobs*

*eats chicken wangs* Heh.
boanerges1
Mar. 26th, 2005 12:39 am (UTC)
Bite me.

:-p***********
none_too_subtle
Mar. 26th, 2005 12:49 am (UTC)

:::CHOMP::::


Heh.
boanerges1
Mar. 26th, 2005 12:55 am (UTC)
*turns*

Could you take about as much off the other side? I have a pair of pants I want to get back into again.
none_too_subtle
Mar. 26th, 2005 12:56 am (UTC)
YIKES.

YOU SKEER MOI. Heh :P
( 14 whispered — Whisper to me )

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Here is Belladonna, the Lady of the Rocks,
The lady of situations.
Here is the man with three staves, and here the Wheel,
And here is the one-eyed merchant, and this card
Which is blank, is something that he carries on his back,
Which I am forbidden to see. I do not find
The Hanged Man. Fear death by water.
I see crowds of people, walking round in a ring.
Thank you. If you see dear Mrs. Equitone,
Tell her I bring the horoscope myself;

One must be so careful these days.
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