LOL. I'm thinkin' reading/comprehension wasn't REAL high on that list. Ya know, you're known for the company you keep (which would include the spouse).
So I'm just saying: PLEASE GOD PLEASE, don't tempt me to take shots by saying something so erroneous/truthful/evil, I lose I.Q. points reading it and then, writing about it. Next thing you know, I will be telling the truth, and it won't be pretty. In fact, it'll be the downright ugliness of you, personality, spouse and all. Yes, I'm THAT mean if you take a shot at me and you're WRONG.. Bet on it. Not you as in anyone who reads this; but you in general. LOL :)
Still, I'm amused. :) And pleased. And so very wrong.