|Say it ain't so.
Yeah, it was bound to happen, since I've what? A whole day without a visual inspection? Hahahaha. My poor body. So boyish and yet...yeah.
So...the "ecumenical" pastor wasn't there today. UM...YA COULD'VE CALLED ME, RIGHT? So I had to, instead, listen to an elderly debate of Catholicism vs. Protestantism...in which I gently (sort of) reminded them that he was Ecumenical, just as *I* am.
They all kinda blinked at that one. So I went further and called it 'non-denominational' basically telling them, yo -- there's no REASON to fight. This ain't Ireland, mkaythnx. Um. I'm a firm believer that the older one gets, the more inclined they are to argue. It's true...you really DO regress! Talking with an 80-year-old is *cough* like talking with a "worldly" 20-year-old.
Why do I torture myself so?!
Publix...surprisingly sweet, right up until the brutal end
So on the way home, there was NO traffic, and Publix'(S?) parking lot was *almost* empty. WOAH. My first thought was that Armageddon had begun, and I was one of the damned ones. Then, I went about my business of flying down the aisles, discombobulated and hastily (with wild, random abandon) in the buggy. And was OUTTA there. I'll totally bypass the overly garrulous woman who BLOCKED THE WHOLE DOUBLE DOORS yapping, and who also got a nice, firm HIP which probably sent her flying into the coatrack. SHE NEEDS TO MOVE. JUST SAYIN'.
It was an accident!! *cough*
The rest of today, I've broken three personal records. All three of which shall remain my lil info to relish/enjoy alone. It is, however, sooOOo hard biting my lip, but I shall do so.
And now, it's off to do family stuff which HAS to be done (including laundry. UGHH).
I'm missing nothing, however, as "A Few Good Men" is the best thing on cable. And that's pathetic. ;-)
And NOW, the gratuitous meme/triology/thingy:
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
2.) Hey, you.
3.) Ms. *real last name omitted*
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1.) Been on the phone.
2.) Updated THIS.
3.) Picked out suit for tomorrow.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1.) My thought process and the way it works.
2.) Being a very mom.
3.) My ability to be both creative AND analytical.
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1.) I "trust" too easily and too quickly.
2.) I KNOW too much; then, I SEE that I'm right, and am usually ready to kick my own ass.
3.) Letting the WRONG people in my life.
THREE COMPONENTS OF YOU:
1.) Optimistic. Ja, it's true. LOL. :)
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
2.) BABY spiders.
3.) MORE spiders.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1.) White Victoria's Secret slip-gown.
2.) White socks :D.
3.) Er...boycut/LOWcut pink girly V.S. undies.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1.) Tasty lipgloss :D.
2.) My car.
3.) My BED.
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1.) Kelsey's baby teeth (and all her collectible stuff)
2.) My "favorite cup."
3.) My hands.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1.) Bryan Ferry
2.) Dream Academy (yeah, yeah laugh)
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1.) To have someone actually be 100% honest with me and FEEL/KNOW it.
2.) ANY time with Kelsey.
3.) Shut out negativity wherever and however possible.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1.) Hrm. Black
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1.) To extract truth from non truth-sayers. LOL. ;)
2.) Work more on my personal project.
3.) Take care of family issues without...problems.
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1.) I don't
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
2.) Sense of humor.
3.) SOMEONE WHO LISTENS. Not just someone PRETENDING to.
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'RE GIVING TO THE WORLD:
1.) My time, when I'm sooo busy it seems impossible.
2.) My work (elsewhere, of course)...which I consider a joy.
3.) A wonderful, beautiful, intelligent, well-adjusted child who will NEVER seek advice from a psycho pedophile or fall for any B.S. from ANY guy. EVER.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1.) I've been in love once.
2.) I've been nude on a nude beach.
3.) I'm so happy I could cry.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1.) A nice neck.
2.) A great face. :>
3.) Er...da butt.
THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1.) They don't FAKE it just to manipulate.
2.) They don't abuse things I tell them by spreading it around. TRUST.
3.) They're emotionally stable for their ages.
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1.) *sigh* No comment.
2.) Be as consistent as I need to be right now. Spread too thin.
3.) Deal with a cocky bastidge (as opposed to CONFIDENT). I've gotta speak out.
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1.) Europe, and everyone/everything there.
2.) I miss not "coming into my own" until much later in life.
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1.) Something sweet, preferably hand made by someone who knows me well enough to DO this.
2.) Hm...I'm not a material kinda girl. *thinks* Another plant! =D
3.) OH I KNOWW! AN LJ, SCOOP-NECKED SHIRT! Those are kinda cool.
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1.) I'm VERY INDEPENDENT and was born this way.
2.) I survived things others would've MOST DEFINITELY not endured.
3.) My daughter.
THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
2.) Playing the piano and creating art (any medium).
3.) Word games (particularly Word Riot).
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1.) Um...I have someone in mind who I really REALLY want to just hold me all night...
2.) Not worry about tomorrow.
3.) Stop THIS MEME.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1.) I've already
2.) accomplished everything in it
3.) except the completion of my ongoing project.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1.) Hm...the beach (salt air is SO good for me).
2.) Back to Spain.
3.) Back to Italy.
THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1.) Johnny Bravo. Heh.
2.) Grim Reaper *snors*
3.) Snoopy :)
THREE BOY’S NAMES:
THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
2.) Adele :)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1.) Hm...fall in love...REAL love, the kind we all dream of yet never seem to reach.
2.) Get another house. Geeeeeez.
3.) Avoid marriage again. LOL =)
THAT was a huge waste of time.
I need a nap.