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EVERYONE, by the number, guesses your age.

Today, I heard "How old are you? Mid to upper 20's?"


Ugh. THAT'S why I need to chop my hair off. I deserve the freakin' RESPECT that comes with my um...real age.

Then, the guy next to me comes around and had the NERVEEEEEEE to say "Wow. I had no idea, blah blah blah, I've seen you for a year and thought blah blah...you should be flattered someone guessed you were mid-20's." HELLO. HOW INSULTING AND RUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDE. lol :>

The end.


( 25 whispered — Whisper to me )
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:25 pm (UTC)
Ewww kick that rude guy's ass!!! You're a hott mama no matter what age! ;)
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:40 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaha!! He's WAY OLDER than me. It's kinda like calling a gay person gay; gay people can call each OTHER gay or say "you're a fag"...but ONLY if you're gay. Same thing with people like him. Since he IS older (than me, too...lol) he feels "entitled" to say "YOU SHOULD BE FLATTERED, YA OLD BIDDY."

Mkay, I added that last part, but you get it :D LOL. So when I finally shave my head BALD, I wonder if I can now make gay jokes? LOL :) I'm kiddddddddddinggggggggggg. :) :D
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:42 pm (UTC)

Plus, men don't THINK before they speak anyways =/

Jan. 18th, 2006 03:50 pm (UTC)
Except us gay ones. =P We're like girls sometimes. Dramaaaaaaaaa.
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:54 pm (UTC)
I LOVEEE gay men!! ♥ You understand us better than we girls understand ourselves most times ;)
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:56 pm (UTC)
HAHAH ME TOO! I JUST wrote that to him :D :D :D

And the "why i lurves me some gay bois" list. The short one :D
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:55 pm (UTC)
THAT...IS SOOOOOOO true!!! However, I find it oddly interesting that I get along SO much better with gay guys than straight men OR women. If I had my choice, everyone would be a gay boi :D LOL.

Er...what's WRONG with me?! :>

You're cuter; you smell better; you dance better; you'll go shopping for me *snorts*; you're GREAT interior decorators; you're GREAT to have slumber parties with (hey -- gay guys love giving us headrubs!! WOOHOOO!!); the list goes on and on and on :D :D Perfect MARRIAGE MATERIAL. HOO YA!
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:53 pm (UTC)
That is sooooooooooooo very true. But then again, I think that I think like a man...lolol! :D Err...Yale thinks I think like a man, too, based on what I write and how I write it. YIKESSSSSSSSSSS.


Muahahahaha! I'm teasing. Or something. Maybe I should STOP teasing, or end up in a custody battle. LOL :)
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:56 pm (UTC)
You're crackin' me up today!!!! =)
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:58 pm (UTC)
OMG I'M SOOOOOO HAPPY. Already reached (exceeded) my quota so iffn I wanted, I could just prance around each floor, terrorizing everyone as I'm wont to do ANYway :D You should work with me. OMG. We'd LAUGH ALL DAY LONGGGGGGGGGGG. Trust me on this one :D I'd go into detail, but I think some of my co-workers read this. LOLOL :)
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:59 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA I'd love to laugh w/ ya all day!! I'm a silly blonde! Got any job openings? lol
Jan. 18th, 2006 04:01 pm (UTC)
WE DO!!! Hell, I'll put ya in for it NOWWWWWW. We're hiring in the group around me, actually, and the work is really interesting. Our benefits ROCK. It's a great company :D We also have openings in Florida, too (if I'm not mistaken). BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD MOVE UP HERE!!

Here's the icon I found when I thought of you. LOLOL! :D
Jan. 18th, 2006 04:03 pm (UTC)
Tell BOYFRIEND to move me to your STATE!!! lol He needs to get outta Jersey anyways hehehe
Jan. 18th, 2006 04:05 pm (UTC)

The first one.

Tell him I'll give him $10 to call that bastidge up, cuss him out, threaten him, and then hang up. Hahahaha. :D Need the name?

I'll convince him!!! Alllllll the benefits of living here are uber-great. PLUS, HE COULD WORK HERE! Let's not forget, also, that Nashville scouts are ALWAYS down here lo0king for new talent (not just country). So er, it would behoove him to MOVE!
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:59 pm (UTC)
That icon pwns. LOL :> LOLOL. I had one I found and thought about you today. Will post it in a sec...lemme find it. LOL :)
Jan. 18th, 2006 04:04 pm (UTC)
I just saw it....are you trying to say I'm clumsy and bump into things? haha
Jan. 18th, 2006 04:06 pm (UTC)
ROFLMAO! No, that would be moi!! LOL. I thought of you because of the "amusing, random icon" statement you made one day :D :D :D
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:48 pm (UTC)
we'll be calling you lessssssssbooooooooo in no time! jk! ;)
Jan. 18th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHA! My real life friends already DO. Jokingly, but...behind every jest...etc. etc. etc. LOL :D

I swear, if er, women had anything I wanted (in an intimate way OTHER than a head rub), I'd be soooooooo gay. LOL :) However...I'm unfortunately um...yeah. Nvrmndkthnx. LOLL :D
Jan. 18th, 2006 04:15 pm (UTC)
a man trapped in a woman's body, i know i know. ;P
Jan. 18th, 2006 04:24 pm (UTC)
No, no! I'm a GAY man trapped in a girl's body (I don't think THIS can be considered a "woman"...do you? LOLOL). :D
Jan. 18th, 2006 04:44 pm (UTC)
The paperclip guy icon is the best!
Jan. 18th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC)
OMG is that not HILARIOUS?? That thing bugs the HELLAAAAAAAAAA outta me. GrRRrrr. :> :D

The paperclip alone is enough to make you write that letter. Sorta like the "which came first? the chicken or the egg" type thang. LOL :> :>

On another, funny note -- three chicks in the back of my group just got in trouble for HAVING SPACE HEATERS.

HAHAHAHA. If you follow my journal, this'll be funnay to ya :D It actually SET OFF AN ALARM in our company, it was so warm back there. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Mkay. Stick a fork in me, cuz I'm done.
Jan. 18th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
That's funny. You know you need to back off on the heat when you're tripping alarms.
Jan. 18th, 2006 09:41 pm (UTC)
I was all secretly applauding them :> :D LOL. You have NO IDEA how cold our offices are. OMG.
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