|While the kid's away...
...the mom will play.
WITH HER WARDROBE
While I realize that we all need a NICE DISNEY WORLD VACATION, don't worry about me, slaving away over a hot computer all day. I want you to have a really great time WITHOUT the benefit of at least these two Aeropostle shirts (not to mention my charming company...hrmph).
Now before you get all possessive and crazy on me, I should point out that it didn't escape my attention that the following items have disappeared on me:
While I'm not necessarily accusing you, per se, of taking the above-mentioned items, I have noticed you staring at all of these longingly; yet when they were purchased/gifted, you frowned on them in what I now realize was a ploy, intended to trick me into thinking you were disinterested. I mean really, sweetheart; I might be your parent, but I'm not stupid! Am I to honestly believe the pest control man snagged them? C'mon. Don't even try to make excuses.
How mean! And to your MOM. Who you LOVE!
So...in spite of ALL THAT, I still love you more than the birds love the morning sky, and wish you well on your wonderful trip. Remember, too, that when I wear your clothes, I feel so much closer to you. Heh. So my actions -- while abhorrent, aren't ENTIRELY selfish.
P.S. -- Oh, and that pink, lace over-shirt somehow ended up in my dry-cleaning...I'm sure you won't mind if...um...nvrmnd.
P.P.S. -- That ICON, in fact, gives you away!! The black, netted shirt over my blue Old Navy shirt with an American flag (er, they don't MATCH, SWEETIE) are MINE. See what happens when you and Andrea and/or Ali play with my DIGITAL CAMERA while I'm asleep? SOOOO BUSTED. And I'm sure -- underneath your cascade of beautimous, silky hair, lies a pair of my earrings.
|Oh, almost forgot...
I compensated for my pajamas by "borrowing" your "You were never my boyfriend" ones. If you're sweet, I'll give 'em back. :>
Mkay. Through with all that. :)